Corinne Simpson's definitions

mitch

Abbreviation on Michelin Man. This name can be used to describe a large person with rolls of flab.

"Man, who is that huge woman?"
"Oh, that's Mitch... I mean Sue..."

by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006

P.O.H

Abbreviation of the Pervert Of Hastings. This phrase can be altered to include any town, for example, the Pervert of Brighton would become the P.O.B. This person is usually an old, dirty looking man who is notorious for eyeing up young people of either gender and just generally freaks everyone out.

"I was on the bus yesterday and the P.O.H was eyeing up all the little school girls!"

by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006

Bob

or B.O.B - abbreviation of Big Old Bird. Describes a woman who is incredibly large and unattractive, but likes to think that she is God's gift to the male population.

"Sarah told me she had two boyfriends on the go at once!"
"Noway do I belive that! She's such a Bob!"

by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006

Sunday Belly

The condition of one's stomache after eating a homemade Sunday Roast with lots of gravy and vegetables. This condition usually leads to gurgles, gas and sometimes diarrehoea.

"Where were you last night?"
"I was at home with a bad case of Sunday Belly"

by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006

LoveDrunk

A word used to describe a particularly happy state of being in love.

"Why is Corinne always walking around like she's got her head in the clouds?"
"She's LoveDrunk! Get with the programme!"

by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006

Duty Mafia

The collective group of staff at a school or college who patrol both outside and inside, making sure that noone is smoking or eating in the wrong place.

One Teaching Assistant to another- Hey, Nick, are you coming along with the Duty Mafia at lunchtime?

by Corinne Simpson October 14, 2006

Hate To Love Virgo

A person who is born under the zodiac sign of Virgo whom one is in love with, but is a very difficult person to love and understand.

"Damn it! Chris is such a hate to love Virgo! I'm never going to understand him!"

by Corinne Simpson October 14, 2006