deoderent stick

when a man lathers his dick up for fresh sex

betty wanted cleaner dry anal sex from mark, so he lathered up his dick and prepared to give her the deoderent stick

by cords April 01, 2005

briend

Your brother, who is also your friend.

This is my brother Joe, but were really more like friends. Just call us briends!

by cords December 23, 2010

gamazing

A combination of great and amazing.

"These pancakes are gamazing!"

by Cords August 29, 2004

crazy seatbelt

when a man straps a dildo around his waist and begins to penetrate a girl with it

dave couldnt do it himself so he relied on the crazy seatbelt to pleasue his girl

by cords April 01, 2005

babyshitter

A babysitter who does a shitty job at watching the baby.

Beth fell asleep on the couch while the baby sat in a dirty diaper and was crying for hours. What a babyshitter.

by cords December 27, 2011

f.g

abbreviation for fat gut

- emily is such a f.g

by cords April 05, 2005

ashtonism

the religion of ashton kutcher

- Rob wanted to become a punk'd master, so he started reading the ashtonism bible

by cords April 05, 2005