kentucky ass bruise

A series of scratches from the ass crack flairing up and out likes rays of Kentucky sunshine. Usually found on children too young to know better
My nephew keeps scratching at his ass crack under his diaper. If he doesn’t stop it will give him a Kentucky ass bruise like he’s shitting an asterisk.
by Cor Riversprite March 10, 2019
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Hen bits

Female genitalia belonging to a woman who has had children or is over 30.
Don’t bring me those chicken slit thongs to wear, my hen bits need granny panties
by Cor Riversprite March 12, 2019
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Cheese nips

A not unkind moniker for a female you might normally call sugar tits, but she’s too salty for that
Brenda- can you hand me my glass, bitch
Britni- here you go
Brenda- thanks sugar tits
Britni- you got it cheese nips
by Cor Riversprite March 12, 2019
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Bi-furious

When you are only interested in opposite gender hookups for the purposes of angry sex. And you generally have same sex relationships
Uh oh, Brenda just had a bi-furious hookup with her door dasher. I guess she is mad at Linda again.
by Cor Riversprite August 18, 2022
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dragontits up

1-When something is so destroyed it can be brought back without total destruction or removal

2- something is is dead, but it’s huge and inconvenient, also potentially a zombie
Wow kings landing is dragontits up for sure. Sort of like when the night king made that dragon a terrifying frozen zombie of frozen doom
I bet that’s why Dany went dragonshit crazy
by Cor Riversprite May 16, 2019
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Chicken slit

Female genitalia belonging to a teen or young women. Especially that of a young woman small in size and not having procreated.
Don’t bring me those chicken slit teen pads. I’m a woman with hen bits.

Thongs are for chicken slits, women wear granny panties.
by Cor Riversprite March 09, 2019
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dragonshit crazy

When you are so intent on accomplishing something you would rather burn your life to the ground than to fall short of your goal
Dany is so dragonshit crazy she burned down kings landing to get to the iron throne. Now the red keep is dragontits up for sure
by Cor Riversprite May 16, 2019
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