CoonTastic's definitions

cranberry facial

When a dude performs oral sex on a woman, not knowing that she's on the rag.

LaShondra don't ever know when her period gonna start til she give a cranberry facial to a john.

by CoonTastic December 4, 2014

red velvet pudding

Soupy mix found in a skanks panties...consisting of 1/2 period flow and 1/2 anal pudding.

Erastus put his hand inside LaTosha's tight leopard-print leggings, but felt something with the consistency of a damp sponge full of cheese curds...when his hand came up full of red velvet pudding he knew the time was not right for ghetto love.

by CoonTastic December 4, 2014

squid tits

Saggy, flat jelly tits that often lie flat against the chest, resembling dead squid.

Jarvis was hittin' her from behind, but started laughing when he reached around and got a handful of clammy squid tits.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

ghetto seal

A rarely seen black aquatic sports competitor.

Did you see how fast that ghetto seal swam his leg of the 4x100? He was so fast and smooth he looked like an oil slick!

by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

Sickle Smell

The strong pungent odor from an African American vagina

Dave had never dated a negro before, and the excitement of Shanondra's short 'ho skirt drove him to get quite frisky with his hands during the movie. He regretted this for weeks, as even turpentine couldn't get the funky sickle smell off his fingers.

by CoonTastic August 30, 2015

FruitWind

Slow gentle puff of expelled ass gas from the anus of a homosexual man, generally quiet and loosely formed due to the excessive stretching of the rectum from too much man on man sex.

When Terrance sat down in the Prius, he made Nevan giggle when he blew a puff of fragrant FruitWind in his general direction.

by CoonTastic May 17, 2015

coonatic

Dark Skinned Maniac; One of African American heritage who acts crazy

When he came home and saw LaVondra in bed with his boy TyJoneses, LaHenry went ape shit and started acting like a coonatic.

by CoonTastic June 28, 2014