Definitions by Comrade Plasternasty

to doct 

Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.

My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.

to doct by Comrade Plasternasty April 21, 2009

gesulentday 

the eighth day of the Christian cycle. 'on the eighth day, divinity became flesh' hence gesulentday.

no one knows whether gesulentday should go between sunday and monday, where it is currently, or between saturday and sunday.

man, is it gesulentday again? cause something isn't right.

-dude it was just gesulentday last gesulentday.
Jesus was born on gesulentday

gesulentday by Comrade Plasternasty April 10, 2009

Wrongists 

Wrongists are the people in power, they don't share any common race, religion, or any other demographic, except they are all WRONG.

dude, you can't win with these wrongists, in power, I mean, pork is legal and marijuana is illegal.

Wrongists by Comrade Plasternasty April 9, 2009

Terror Wrist 

Someone that makes the world a shitty place to live. Pronounced 'Terrorist'.

If it wasn't for all those Terror Wrists people would have real jobs, look at this place, what a mess.

Terror Wrist by Comrade Plasternasty January 15, 2009

polerag 

the feminine equivalent of a douchebag, referring instead of a bag of douche, to a rag of poles (stripper poles) meaning that the lady in question isn't a super hot stripper, but one of the ladies that wishes she was a stripper and therefore by her raggiess shines up the pole for the real strippers.

That Nicole, I'll tell ya, I ate her out for three days straight till she finally came, normally I wouldn't be caught dead with a polerag like that, but she was yelling at me in German like I was a German Shepard.

polerag by Comrade Plasternasty January 3, 2009

Bitchocracy

the rule of Bitches (men and women and others) over society, making the weaker, lamer solution
always the 'correct' one to prevent those that suggest those ideas from 'bitching'

Hybrid Cars made of plastic with built in Ipods? man, score another one for the Bitchocracy!

Bitchocracy by Comrade Plasternasty January 2, 2009

Donkey Shine 

The Democratic version of 'HogWash'.

Wow, look at Hillary Load Up load up on that Donkey Shine

Donkey Shine by Comrade Plasternasty October 18, 2008