flavor country

A smoker's destination. From an old Marlboro ad. Sometimes used sarcastically.

Boss Lady: Ladies, are you smoking in the building?
Patty, Selma: Um, well, er, uh...
Homer: These are mine. (Takes drag from both cigarettes, coughs violently). I am in Flavor Country.
Boss Lady: Both are yours?
Homer: It is a big country.
-The Simpsons

by Comrade 47 November 01, 2008

Cheese it!

'Cheesing it' is what you do when you want to get the hell out of somewhere really fast. It's most often used after something is destroyed, someone is caught red-handed, or after somebody is killed.

Britany Spears: "I'm pregnant, Kevin!"
K-Fed's manager: "Cheese it!"

OR

Stan: "Oh my God, you killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "Cheese it!"

by Comrade 47 February 28, 2008

runescape

A MMORPG that used to be slightly cool, but thanks to some fucktards at Jagex (the Runescape people), the game has been ruined forever. The game is good for a few days, but then it gets super annoying, boring, and hard to level up. But you can't stop.

Steve: "Wanna play Runescape?"
Bob: "Nah, it got too gay. Let's go smoke some pot instead."
Steve: "Good idea, Bob!"

by Comrade 47 February 29, 2008

bros before hoes

The most true saying ever. You put your friends, homeis, what have you (bros) before your girlfriend, wife, mistress, etc (hoes). Always. Putting hoes before bros is wrong. It breaks all forms of comradery, homie-ship, and friendship. Never put your hoes before bros. NOTE: Putting hoe-bros before hoes is exceptible. Hoe-bros are friends who you are not romantically involved with, and also not trying to bang. But still put your bros before hoe-bros.

Alex: Let's go smoke some weed!
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.
Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!
John: Well played. Go get your lighter.

by Comrade 47 April 30, 2008

CD

A disk that holds music. Nobody buys these anymore because everyone either downloads music, or have found a way to shoplift CDs.

James: I've saved my allowance for weeks to buy this CD!
Blaine: Why didn't you just download it off the Internet?
Amber: Or steal the CD?
James: ......

by Comrade 47 April 06, 2008

Silent Assassin

1) The second game in the HITMAN video game series.
2) A ranking in the HITMAN games only possible by killing just the targets and with no witnesses.
3) To ejaculate on somebody without their knowlage of said ejactulation.

1) I just bought 'Silent Assassin'.
2) I just got the 'Silent Assassin' ranking on 'House Of Cards'.
3) I just gave that bitch a silent assassin on the bus today. Sure didn't see that coming...

by Comrade 47 March 12, 2008

O.D.S.S.

Orangeville District Secondary School (O.D.S.S) is a Orangeville high school (no shit). Although white kids are the majority, there still are enough non-white people to kick the ass of anybody stupid enough to be racist. 'Famous' for an alledged 'fight club', but anybody who goes to this school/lives in Orangeville will know it was blown out of proportion. Points of interst at O.D.S.S are; The Side (a.k.a The Skid Pit, but the side kids will kick your ass for saying that), The Front, The Cafe (eating is cool!), and The 'Cool Kids Hall', (mostly full of fags, bitches, and preps). ODSS is located very very very close by Tony Rose Arena, where we buy our snacks.

Jimmy: O.D.S.S. is full of niggers!
John: What are you talking about? There's like ten black kids.
Jimmy: Ten niggers is ten niggers too many.
John: You can explain that to Jamar. I think you heard you.

OR

O.D.S.S is known for its 'Fight Club', which is a load of shit that never happened.

by Comrade 47 March 15, 2008