Comero's definitions

Fuck Me Freddy

Fucking Hell, that's not cool

Fuck me freddy, that worm thing shouldn't have just come out of his bleeding ass.

by Comero February 11, 2004

nibble my carrot

Rabbit terminology, for suck my dick

1.Suck my Dick
2.Hey bitch go easy when you nibble my carrot.

by comero February 21, 2004

nun busting

To seek for that magical nun who you just wanna bang so hard it gives you a mean climax just thinking about it. A real nun is the ultimate bag, but someone dressed as a nun is a good second placer.

I busted that nun good and proper in the name of God

by Comero February 29, 2004

Got Milk?

1.Asking someone if they have milk from any kind of animal, traditionally cow or rat milk.
2.Asking for drugs known as 'Milk'.
3.Your friend is called Milk and your negotiating his release from a foreign terrorist.

1.I hear you Got Milk?, can i have some?
2.Got Milk? so i can get stoned and anally abuse things whilst giggling like a cheap whore.
3.Both of the above

by Comero February 13, 2004

floppy finger

When you can't get an erection

Eeeey, Sorry bitch i've got a floppy finger, no filling for you tonight.

by comero February 21, 2004

Necrophilia

Inter-course with a dead corpse, enjoyed by many, remember the body stays warm for up to 3 hours after death occurs, so that still almost counts as being alive, and its especially fun when rigamortis kicks in its like being strapped into the buggy on a mouse trap ride at blackpool. And if your partner dies during sex and you've almost came its ok to finsh off.

I love necrophilia, but i cant stand the awkward silences.

by Comero February 13, 2004

Stunted Shaun

To describe a small or stunted penis, this squashes any guys ego, and ladies if you say it then the guy will prove himself, so good way of seeing his manhood.

'Oh my God, did you hear about Arthur he has a Stunted Shaun, how embarressing'

by Comero February 11, 2004