schwooshed

verb. When two or more ideas, or the documentation of ideas, are accidentally or intentionally mixed up or shuffled, resulting in the concept or series being incomprehensible or out of order.

Their messageboard posts were schwooshed, so the story line didn't make sense.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 14, 2006

schloshed

a synonym for inebriation, drunk.

Well well well, I do believe you were quite schloshed when you decided to call me last night and talk about your small penis.

by asouth August 5, 2007

swooshed

the period when a person is between being tipsy and completely shit-faced

whoa stewie is hella swooshed

by vanessa, maddi, natalie January 11, 2008

Schoosher

Any bottle or jar with a trigger to spray any liquid. Often used to spray home made cleaners, plant weedkillers and insect sprays. In constant use in the kitchen, bathroom and garden. It is not a pre-filled device but purchased empty for self use.

I clean my shower screen with my schoosher filled with white vinegar and lemon juice.

by jt11111 March 7, 2018

swooshed

When somebody is sponsored by Nike and wears a Nike swoosh, or when something has a Nike swoosh on it. (Usually the former.)

Roger Federer is swooshed.

by ComfyChair September 3, 2009

swooshed

When a guy has a girl in check or when a girl has a guy in check. (perferriably ff and gf).

She on that nike man, swooshed and not even your girl yet.

by ethiks May 2, 2005

schwooged

stole, took derived from the words schwoog and schwoogie

Dirk Nowiitski schwooged that game last night from the Heat.

Somebody just schwooged all my money from my wallet.

by unocuatro November 14, 2011