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Definitions by Collective minds of man

Dickwizard 

One who has (or is believed to have) mystical properties to their genitalia. Most often associated with men and/or transvestites. Homosexuals can often be referred to as such by their own kind or in condescending terms by heterosexuals.
That flaming Queen is a real Dickwizard.

Sperm Shepard 

A female who is notorious for having sex w/o protection, often displayed by on the number of children sucking on her tits. The number of children she totes.
Mormon chicks sure are Sperm Shepard's!!!
A three way between two black males and a white hermaphrodite.
Tyler was a major Oreo last night.
Oreo by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009

Poon Salad 

A female with a particularity rough vagina that massacres the mans meat creating a penis that requires vicodin and aloe Vera.
My pecker hurts because i went home with a Poon Salad last night.