Colin G.'s definitions
1. n. The insanely large erection you get when Jonny Paps comes into the game with a 1 run lead in the 9th inning.
2. v. The act of totally shitting on somebody.
2. v. The act of totally shitting on somebody.
1.oh fuck dude that Papelboner just tore through my boxers.
2. the red sox are totally gonna papelboner the yanks tonight
2. the red sox are totally gonna papelboner the yanks tonight
by Colin G. November 26, 2007

by Colin G. January 3, 2008

the procedure where you get ribs removed so that you can suck you're own dick, made famous by Marilyn Manson.
by Colin G. November 26, 2007

any Yankees hat-wearing, purse-carrying, Boston-based sack of horseshit who happens to be the quarterback of the New England Patriots and who doesn't even have to make good throws because his top receiver is unstoppable and catches anything within 20 yards of his body.
Hey did you see Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hat and carrying a purse the other day?
Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.
Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.
by Colin G. November 26, 2007

One of those big turds that falls, hits, and then a split second later sends a monstrous splash up to soak your ass.
by Colin G. November 26, 2007

by Colin G. November 18, 2007

by Colin G. October 2, 2007
