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2-methyl-2-butanol

2-methyl-2-butanol is a tertiary alcohol which is 20 times stronger than regular ethanol (alcohol). 2-methyl-2-butanol doesn't produce aldehydes as a metabolite and instead, produces 2-methyl-2-butanyl gluconoride and 2-methyl-2,3-butanediol. Meanwhile, ethanol produces acetaldehyde, a moderately toxic aldehyde, before becoming the harmless acetic acid. As a result, there is no hangover from 2-methyl-2-butanol but there is a temporary hangover from ethanol. The dose range of 2-methyl-2-butanol is 2ml to 12ml+.
2-methyl-2-butanol can be made from ethyl chloride by the grignard reaction from an ethyl magnesium chloride intermediate reacting with acetone and then a hydrochloric acid work-up.

Properties
Chemical formula
C5H12O
Molar mass
88.150 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless liquid
Odor
Camphorous
Density
0.805 g/cm3
Melting point
−9 °C; 16 °F; 264 K
Boiling point
101 to 103 °C; 214 to 217 °F; 374 to 376 K
Solubility in water
120 g·dm−3
Solubility
soluble in water, benzene, chloroform, diethylether and ethanol

Terry: I drank 8ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol and I'm dissolved. I'm drunk!

*The next day
Terry: Hey! There's no hangover!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

Carbon Tetrachloride

Carbon Tetrachloride is a toxic but very useful solvent used in brominating thiophene to 2-Bromothiophene using bromine. Carbon Tetrachloride is synthesized by adding chlorine to chloroform and iron powder. Carbon Tetrachloride is toxic to the kidneys and liver.
Properties
Chemical formula
CCl4
Molar mass
153.81 g/mol
Appearance
Colourless liquid
Odor
Sweet, chloroform-like odor
Density
1.5867 g/cm^3 (liquid)
1.831 g/cm^3 at −186 °C (solid)
1.809 g/cm^3 at −80 °C (solid)
Melting point
−22.92 °C (−9.26 °F; 250.23 K)
Boiling point
76.72 °C (170.10 °F; 349.87 K)
Solubility in water
0.097 g/100 mL (0 °C)
0.081 g/100 mL (25 °C)
Solubility
Soluble in alcohol, ether, chloroform, benzene, naphtha, CS2, formic acid

I brominated thiophene to 2-Bromothiophene with bromine in Carbon Tetrachloride.

by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023

SARM Goblin

A SARM Goblin is someone who uses sarms a lot and makes gains. They build muscle from SARMs. They don't use steroids because that would be Steroid Goblin or Roid Muncher and they don't cycle SARMs with steroids because that would be SARMroid Goblin. SARM Goblins may also be on stimulants such as Propylhexedrine, Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine), Caffeine, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel).

Tony: I tried Andarine, RAD-140, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), and Cardarine and I gained twice the stamina and way more strength and gained 50lbs of muscle.

Cassandra: Oh Tony! You're so cool!

Tony: I am the SARM Goblin!

by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023

HBr

HBr is short for Hydrogen Bromide. It's a gas that forms Hydrobromide acid when it comes into contact with the skin or lungs. Hydrobromic acid is an aqueous solution of hydrogen bromide, also called HBr(aq). Salts of Hydrogen Bromide are called Hydrobromide. An example is Arecoline Hydrobromide, or Arecoline HBr.

I bubbled Hydrogen Bromide into freebase arecoline that was dissolved in ethyl chloride. Now I got Arecoline Hydrobromide (Arecoline HBr, ArcoFuel).

by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023

THC Vape

A THC vape is a vape that contains weed (cannabis, marijuana) extract. Sometimes it also contains CBD. THC gets you high while CBD relaxes you. Some jackass dealers cut their product with oils and Vitamin E acetate. Illegal weed vapes with Vitamin E acetate forms highly toxic ketene when vaped, and is responsible for many hospitalizations with lung complications. Extract your own weed and make your own weed vape, ir tell the dealer to get high off their own supply, or try a nicotine vape or arecoline vape or JWH-018 vape. THC vapes get you high.

I made my own THC vape. I vaped and now I got high as fuck!

by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023

Stim dick

It's when you take stimulants like Speed, Ecstasy, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil and you can't get an erection or only get a partial erection.

Dude: I took 1 Modafinils and couldn't fully get an erection. Stupid stim dick!

by CognitiveFuel October 15, 2023

Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance is when you bust a nut to pr0n or cartoon pr0n and there's Turbulance. Sometimes you're just grabbing your nutsack and it causes mini Turbulance. You could probably bust to random videos and it causes Nut Sack Turbulance. Earthquakes and Destroyed cities and more. Not literally though, LOL!

Tyler: Busts to a random video or to pr0n with random music playing in the background or cartoon pr0n sometimes.

*Earthquakes!

*Destroying cities!

*Crushed buildings!

* Nut Sack Turbulance ends.

Andre: What did you do?! EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED!

Tyler: *Grabs nuts.

*mini Turbulance.

*mini Turbulance ends.

*goes for a run.

by CognitiveFuel December 21, 2023