CognitiveFuel's definitions

Chalk

Chalk is one of the following.

1) A white or colored cylinder that you write on the chalkboard with. Some Chalk is used for sidewalks.

2) A powdery substance that you put on your hands when lifting heavy weights for extra friction.
3) 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) that can be used as a study aid or to get high. Last a short to medium time like 2 to 4+ hours and is stronger than Cocaine, Crack, and Ritalin, but weaker than Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine, Amphetamine). Chalk can be either snorted, smoked, or mixed with water and drank.

4) That blue stuff you put in the pool stick to shoot the white ball to hit the ball in the hole. Pool is a 2 player game, but you can practice on your own.

1) Ms Breeze: ok. Today we are going to write an essay. First take notes from the chalkboard and then read the article. *writes more stuff on the Chalkboard with chalk.

2) Stan: *puts powder on his hands
*lifts heavy weights
3) Tyler: You got any Chalk. Like you know, 4F-MPH.

Walter: Sure. I got a gram of Chalk. $30 dollars. *shows 4F-MPH.
Tyler: *pays Walter.

Tyler: measures 20mg Chalk (4F-MPH) on a scale, then mixes it with water and drinks it.

Tyler: This is a good study aid! I think I'll have a beer! *has a beer.

*4F-MPH plus ethanol becomes 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate).

Tyler: Now I feel high.
4) Fernando: *Puts Chalk on the pool stick. *Shoots pool ball

by CognitiveFuel March 14, 2023

Speedball jr

A speedball jr (speedball junior) is when you make tea out of khat leaves or chew khat leaves and you chug a warm water solution of Kratom or take Kratom pills. The Kratom gives you a buzz and relaxation and energy while the khat gives you more energy and adds to the buzz. You get high off of the combo.

I drank Khat tea and chugged Kratom and now I'm high. This speedball jr is great!

by CognitiveFuel January 12, 2023

Alaskan alarm clock

The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.

Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

Poor man's cocaine

Poor man's cocaine is 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). It's usually stronger than cocaine. It forms 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate, Poor man's cocaethylene) when you drink 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) with ethanol (a few shots of vodka, a few beers, or drinking alcohol spiked fruit punch). Poor man's cocaine is also much safer on the heart as it's not cardiotoxic. Cocaine is cardiotoxic. Poor man's cocaine (4F-MPH) a great value. 4F-MPH can also be used as a study drug, while cocaine can not be used as a study drug.

Tony: I snorted 30mg of Poor man's cocaine and had spiked fruit punch and got high as fuck for 4 hours. Best stuff ever! Who needs cocaine anyways?

by CognitiveFuel July 9, 2023

Phenyl-2-Propanol

Phenyl-2-Propanol is a chemical synthesized by reacting benzylmagnesium chloride with acetaldehyde in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether), or by reacting phenylacetaldehyde (or PAL synthesized from styrene and peracetic acid in a nitrogen or argon atmosphere to avoid over oxidation to phenylacetic acid (PAA) ) with methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether). Phenyl-2-Propanol is also known as P2Pol. Phenyl-2-Propanol can be oxidized to Phenyl-2-Propanone by using PCC, or by using Sodium Hypochlorite (pool shock, NaOCl), and glacial acetic acid. P2Pol can also be oxidized to P2P by using Sodium Chlorite (NaO2Cl), and acetic acid.

Density 0.996
Boiling point 220 ºC
Refractive index 1.5221
Flash point 85 ºC

Colorless liquid.

Tyler: I synthesized P2Pol (Phenyl-2-Propanol) by reacting phenylacetaldehyde and methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether.

by CognitiveFuel August 18, 2023

Thiophene

Thiophene is a chemical that is useful in a lot of stuff. It can be bought or synthesized from butane and sulfer at the vapor phase at 65 °C. Thiophene is an aromatic compound. Thiophene can be chloromethylated by formaldehyde solution and hydrogen chloride at 5 °C or lower to 2-chloromethylthiophene/2-(Chloromethyl)thiophene (TP-MeCl).

Properties
Chemical formula
C4H4S
Molar mass
84.14 g/mol
Appearance
colorless liquid
Density
1.051 g/mL, liquid
Melting point
−38 °C (−36 °F; 235 K)
Boiling point
84 °C (183 °F; 357 K)
Magnetic susceptibility (χ)
-57.38·10−6 cm3/mol
Refractive index (nD)
1.5287
Viscosity
0.8712 cP at 0.2 °C
0.6432 cP at 22.4 °C

Tony: I synthesized 2-chloromethylthiophene from thiophene.

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

Dibutyl ether

Dibutyl ether is an ether that is used for complex grignard reactions where higher temperatures are needed. Dibutyl ether is good for reacting benzyl magnesium chloride (made from benzyl chloride and magnesium turnings in dibutyl ether) with acetonitrile in dibutyl ether at elevated temperatures. Then reacting it with hydrochloric acid to get Phenyl-2-Propanone. Dibutyl ether increases the yield compared to diethyl ether. Dibutyl ether is produced by reacting butanol with sulfuric acid. The temperature cannot be too high, as butanol could dehydrate into butene (1-butene). The ether must be stored with butylated hydroxytoluene as explosive peroxides can form.
Properties
Chemical formula
C8H18O
Molar mass
130.231 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless liquid
Odor
Fruity
Density
0.77 g/cm3 (20 °C)
Melting point
−95 °C (−139 °F; 178 K)
Boiling point
141 °C (286 °F; 414 K)

I reacted benzyl magnesium chloride with acetonitrile in dibutyl ether and hydrolyzed it with hydrochloric acid to get Phenyl-2-Propanone.

by CognitiveFuel January 16, 2023