Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.
The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!
Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.
And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)
Oh oh oh Ozempic!
You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.
The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!
Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.
And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)
Oh oh oh Ozempic!
You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.
Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.
Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.
Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.
by CognitiveFuel July 12, 2023
Blue Molly is Blue MDEA (Blue 3,4-MethyleneDioxyEthylAmphetamine). It's part of the MDxx family of chemicals. It's made by reductive amination of MDP2P (3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Propanone) with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. The dose range is 100mg to 200mg. Blue MDEA makes you dance to music, love people, share secrets, and is sedating and relaxing. The sedating part is what's responsible for rumors of heroin laced ecstasy. So sometimes people take some Blue Speed along with the Blue Molly. Sometimes Blue Molly is Blue MDMA.
by CognitiveFuel November 03, 2022
Blue N-Methyl-Modafinil is N-Methyl-Modafinil powder or pills which are blue. It's similar to Adrafinil, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Fladrafinil, Flodafinil (Flmodafinil), Hydrafinil (Fluorenol), Wakix, and Sunosi.
Tony: I tried 200mg of N-Methyl-Modafinil and was focusing on my homework and then cleaned and played videogames for 12+ hours. Then I showered, ate, and slept 5 hours and woke up feeling refreshed. Thanks Blue N-Methyl-Modafinil.
by CognitiveFuel August 31, 2023
Crack has many definitions. The first definition is a crack in a wall or floor.
The second definition is a buttcrack. Either a man's buttcrack or a woman's buttcrack.
The third definition is that Crack is a dangerous drug. It's more dangerous than Crystal Speed and Blue Speed despite being weaker than Blue Speed and Crystal Speed because Crack not only affects your brain, but also your heart (due to Crack being cardiotoxic while Speed is not). Crack is wack. Crack last around 30 to 90 minutes while it makes you high but act crazy. Speed makes you high but study and clean and shower more. Crack is freebase cocaine. It is made with cocaine hydrochloride and sodium bicarbonate. Crack ruins lives and it's more expensive than Speed while also being crappier. Crack gets its name from the crackling sound it makes while burned. Crack (benzoylmethylecgonine) can lead to a heart attack and extreme poverty because you're wasting all your money on crack!! Crack is wack!
The second definition is a buttcrack. Either a man's buttcrack or a woman's buttcrack.
The third definition is that Crack is a dangerous drug. It's more dangerous than Crystal Speed and Blue Speed despite being weaker than Blue Speed and Crystal Speed because Crack not only affects your brain, but also your heart (due to Crack being cardiotoxic while Speed is not). Crack is wack. Crack last around 30 to 90 minutes while it makes you high but act crazy. Speed makes you high but study and clean and shower more. Crack is freebase cocaine. It is made with cocaine hydrochloride and sodium bicarbonate. Crack ruins lives and it's more expensive than Speed while also being crappier. Crack gets its name from the crackling sound it makes while burned. Crack (benzoylmethylecgonine) can lead to a heart attack and extreme poverty because you're wasting all your money on crack!! Crack is wack!
Steve: You got any Crack?
Drug dealer: $60.
Steve: *Smokes Crack.
*runs around naked.
People: Ahhh!
Steve: Crack is awesome!
People: What a Crackhead!
Police: You're under arrest for public nudity!
*tests for drug using pee test.
*Steve test positive for Crack! .
Steve (in jail): Aw man! Stupid Crack! I guess Crack IS wack!
Drug dealer: $60.
Steve: *Smokes Crack.
*runs around naked.
People: Ahhh!
Steve: Crack is awesome!
People: What a Crackhead!
Police: You're under arrest for public nudity!
*tests for drug using pee test.
*Steve test positive for Crack! .
Steve (in jail): Aw man! Stupid Crack! I guess Crack IS wack!
by CognitiveFuel December 17, 2022
Sea-Legs is the ability to be on a boat and not fall over or vomit.
Sea-Legs can also refer to the short amount of time you're on land after being at sea where it still feels like you're going up and down despite being on land. You will then adjust to the land again.
Sea-Legs also refers to the medication, Meclizine (Bonine). Meclizine helps with nausea and vomiting due to sea sickness and helps with balance. Side effects may include confusion and decreased memory, especially in older people.
Sea-Legs 2 refers to marijuana edibles or smoked or vaped marijuana that is used to prevent nausea and vomiting in boats. In this case, it's used medically. Side effects include being high, munchies, and occasional paranoia.
Sea-Legs can also refer to the short amount of time you're on land after being at sea where it still feels like you're going up and down despite being on land. You will then adjust to the land again.
Sea-Legs also refers to the medication, Meclizine (Bonine). Meclizine helps with nausea and vomiting due to sea sickness and helps with balance. Side effects may include confusion and decreased memory, especially in older people.
Sea-Legs 2 refers to marijuana edibles or smoked or vaped marijuana that is used to prevent nausea and vomiting in boats. In this case, it's used medically. Side effects include being high, munchies, and occasional paranoia.
Stan: I took Sea-Legs (Meclizine)! Now I can keep my balance on the boat and not get nauseous or vomit.
by CognitiveFuel January 23, 2023
Scopolamine is a drug extracted from certain flowers that can cause memory loss and confusion and sleepiness and can leave a person more passive and suggestible and reduces or cancels willpower, like hypnosis. Sometimes used by criminals alone or combined with a scam to end up stealing your money. Scopolamine is also known as devil's breath and burundanga. Scopolamine reduces or wipes out memory. The criminal blows burundanga dust in your face while you're not looking, or slips it into drinks or food, and depending on how much you took, you could end up falling for scams easier, or being a suggestive zombie, or even passing out. The antidote is arecoline hydrobromide (Arecoline HBr, Arcofuel, Arecoline), a willpower enhancing drug which enhances memory and focus and gives you energy. Scopolamine stops choline and acetylcholine from working correctly. Scopolamine is also used in small doses for motion sickness, but other medications can be used. Scopolamine can leave you in a trance-like state or even leave you unconscious temporarily.
Criminal: Sir, wait up! Can you help me.
Tyler: What?
Criminal: *Blows scopolamine in Tyler's face.
Criminal: I'm your uncle.
Tyler: ok. You're my uncle.
Criminal: Give me your money.
Tyler: ok. *Hands over $60.
*Tyler walks home.
Tyler: *Scopolamine wears off.
Tyler: How did I end up here at home.
Josh (brother): Let's buy pizza.
Tyler: ok. *checks wallet.
Tyler: My wallet is empty and I don't remember how I got home. Only thing I remember is someone walking up to me.
Josh: Sounds like burundanga or Scopolamine. They hypnotized you. Arecoline hydrobromide, or ArcoFuel is the antidote and it makes you more energetic and have better memory. It's good as a pre-workout.
Tyler: What?
Criminal: *Blows scopolamine in Tyler's face.
Criminal: I'm your uncle.
Tyler: ok. You're my uncle.
Criminal: Give me your money.
Tyler: ok. *Hands over $60.
*Tyler walks home.
Tyler: *Scopolamine wears off.
Tyler: How did I end up here at home.
Josh (brother): Let's buy pizza.
Tyler: ok. *checks wallet.
Tyler: My wallet is empty and I don't remember how I got home. Only thing I remember is someone walking up to me.
Josh: Sounds like burundanga or Scopolamine. They hypnotized you. Arecoline hydrobromide, or ArcoFuel is the antidote and it makes you more energetic and have better memory. It's good as a pre-workout.
by CognitiveFuel January 16, 2023
Ethyl chloride (EtCl, Chloroethane), is a chemical compound with chemical formula CH3CH2Cl, once widely used in producing tetraethyllead, a gasoline additive. It is a colorless, flammable gas or refrigerated liquid with a faintly sweet odor. Ethyl chloride is a lab solvent and an intermediate in the synthesis of 2-methyl-2-butanol through the formation of the grignard reagent, ethyl magnesium chloride and a grignard reaction with acetone, followed by hydrochloric acid work-up to yield 2-methyl-2-butanol. Ethyl chloride is synthesized by reacting ethanol with hydrochloric acid and zinc chloride catalyst. Ethyl chloride can also be used along with calcium hydroxide, sodium hydroxide, or potassium hydroxide to extract freebase arecoline out of the betel nut. Then react it with HBr (Hydrogen Bromide) to get Arecoline Hydrobromide.
Properties
Chemical formula
C2H5Cl
Molar mass
64.51 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless gas
Odor
Pungent, ethereal
Density
0.921 g/cm3 (0-4 °C)
0.8898 g/cm3 (25 °C)
Melting point
−138.7 °C (−217.7 °F; 134.5 K)
Boiling point
12.27 °C (54.09 °F; 285.42 K)
decomposes at 510 °C
Solubility in water
0.447 g/100 mL (0 °C)
0.574 g/100 mL (20 °C)
Solubility
Soluble in ethanol, diethyl ether, dibutyl ether, 2-methyl-2-butanol
Solubility in ethanol
48.3 g/100 g (21 °C)
Vapor pressure
8.4 kPa (-40 °C)
62.3 kPa (0 °C)
134.6 kPa (20 °C)
Properties
Chemical formula
C2H5Cl
Molar mass
64.51 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless gas
Odor
Pungent, ethereal
Density
0.921 g/cm3 (0-4 °C)
0.8898 g/cm3 (25 °C)
Melting point
−138.7 °C (−217.7 °F; 134.5 K)
Boiling point
12.27 °C (54.09 °F; 285.42 K)
decomposes at 510 °C
Solubility in water
0.447 g/100 mL (0 °C)
0.574 g/100 mL (20 °C)
Solubility
Soluble in ethanol, diethyl ether, dibutyl ether, 2-methyl-2-butanol
Solubility in ethanol
48.3 g/100 g (21 °C)
Vapor pressure
8.4 kPa (-40 °C)
62.3 kPa (0 °C)
134.6 kPa (20 °C)
I reacted ethanol with hydrochloric acid and a zinc chloride catalyst. I got ethyl chloride. I then extracted freebase arecoline from the betel nut and reacted it with hydrogen bromide gas to get Arecoline Hydrobromide.
I took some ethyl chloride and added anhydrous diethyl ether and magnesium turnings to get ethyl magnesium chloride. Then I reacted the Et-MgCl (ethyl magnesium chloride) with acetone. Then I took the 2m2bO-MgCl (2-methyl-2-butoxymagnesium chloride) and reacted it with hydrochloric acid to get 2-methyl-2-butanol.
I took some ethyl chloride and added anhydrous diethyl ether and magnesium turnings to get ethyl magnesium chloride. Then I reacted the Et-MgCl (ethyl magnesium chloride) with acetone. Then I took the 2m2bO-MgCl (2-methyl-2-butoxymagnesium chloride) and reacted it with hydrochloric acid to get 2-methyl-2-butanol.
by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023