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Mod Head

A Mod Head is someone who takes Modafinil. The dose range for Modafinil is 100mg to 200mg. Sometimes, a Mod Head can also refer to someone who takes Armodafinil. Armodafinil's dose range is 75mg to 150mg. Modafinil and Armodafinil are wakefulness enhancers (eugeroic). They wake you up even though they don't give you much energy. You feel awake and refreshed as if you had a good night's sleep.

Steve: *Takes a 200mg Modafinil pill. I feel awake.

*Does office work
Steve: This Modafinil is great!
Stan: Lucky Mod Head! I wish I had Modafinil!

by CognitiveFuel January 14, 2023

Ozempic

Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.

The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!

Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.

And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)

Oh oh oh Ozempic!

You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.

Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.

Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.

by CognitiveFuel July 12, 2023

4-MAX

4-MAX is an abbreviation for 4-Methylaminorex. It's a stimulant stronger than methamphetamine. While it causes no brain damage and last 12 to 16+ hours, it causes lung damage (cough up blood, hospitalizations, death).

Dennis: I tried 4-MAX and now I'm hospitalized! Curse you 4-MAX! More like death dust!

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

Trump listens to Deltron 3030 Upgrade a Baymar College College

It's a fact that Donald Trump listens to Deltron. He wants to replace human workers with machines. That includes chefs, some scientists, retail workers, builders, people who lift boxes, truck drivers, and more. It's all part of his insane plan to build a so called utopia where the only way to keep up is to use various drug combinations and get brain chips and neuralank. Basically Wall-E. Trump listens to Deltron 3030 Upgrade a Baymar College College

Beware! Donald Trump listens to Deltron 3030 Upgrade a Baymar College College. It's all part of the elites agenda. Trump listens to Deltron 3030 Upgrade a Baymar College College

by CognitiveFuel December 19, 2025

Vitamin A2

Vitamin A2 is Arecoline Hydrobromide (Otherwise known as ArcoFuel). It's a stimulant, makes you remember more, makes you happier, and is the antidote to scopolamine (burundanga) poisoning. Vitamin A2 (Arecoline Hydrobromide) makes you drool a little more as a side effect, while scopolamine temporarily turns you into a forgetful zombie that obeys criminals. Vitamin A2 is also good as a study aid, to get high, and as a pre-workout.

Tyler: I took 4mg of Vitamin A2 before working out. I feel happy and energetic.

by CognitiveFuel March 10, 2023

8 Ball

8 Ball is an eighth of an once (3,544mg or 3.6g) of speed, which is usually amphetamine or ethylamphetamine, but not methamphetamine. It can also refer to an 8th of an MAOI, such as D,L-Deprenyl, DL-Nordeprenyl, or D,L-Ethylnordeprenyl.

Fernando: Can I get an 8 ball.

Dealer: Speed or MAOI.

Fernando: Speed!

Here's an 8 ball.

*Hands Fernando an 8 Ball. (Product First)
Dealer: That would be $50.

Fernando: Here you go.

*hands Dealer $50.

Later.

*Fernando sniffs some of the 8 ball after measuring it on a scale. Trying 25mg.

*He cleans his room, does homework, then talks a lot to his friends.

by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022

2-methyl-2-butanol

2-methyl-2-butanol is a tertiary alcohol which is 20 times stronger than regular ethanol (alcohol). 2-methyl-2-butanol doesn't produce aldehydes as a metabolite and instead, produces 2-methyl-2-butanyl gluconoride and 2-methyl-2,3-butanediol. Meanwhile, ethanol produces acetaldehyde, a moderately toxic aldehyde, before becoming the harmless acetic acid. As a result, there is no hangover from 2-methyl-2-butanol but there is a temporary hangover from ethanol. The dose range of 2-methyl-2-butanol is 2ml to 12ml+.
2-methyl-2-butanol can be made from ethyl chloride by the grignard reaction from an ethyl magnesium chloride intermediate reacting with acetone and then a hydrochloric acid work-up.

Properties
Chemical formula
C5H12O
Molar mass
88.150 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless liquid
Odor
Camphorous
Density
0.805 g/cm3
Melting point
−9 °C; 16 °F; 264 K
Boiling point
101 to 103 °C; 214 to 217 °F; 374 to 376 K
Solubility in water
120 g·dm−3
Solubility
soluble in water, benzene, chloroform, diethylether and ethanol

Terry: I drank 8ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol and I'm dissolved. I'm drunk!

*The next day
Terry: Hey! There's no hangover!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023