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When you are buying drugs from a dealer, you want them to show you the weed, speed, ecstasy, cathinone, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil first. If they don't show you the drugs and the dealer just asks for money first then they're scamming you because they will say "wait here" then disappear and don't have drugs. Product first!
Dealer: Want weed?
Fernando: Sure!

Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.

Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.
by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022
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Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome (CHS) is when you smoke weed every week to everyday for several years and end up vomiting a lot.

What causes cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome?
Marijuana has very complex effects on the body. Experts are still trying to learn exactly how it causes CHS in some people.

In the brain, marijuana often has the opposite effect of CHS. It helps prevent nausea and vomiting. The drug is also good at stopping such symptoms in people having chemotherapy.

But in the digestive tract, marijuana seems to have the opposite effect. It actually makes you more likely to have nausea and vomiting. With the first use of marijuana, the signals from the brain may be more important. That may lead to anti-nausea effects at first. But with repeated use of marijuana, certain receptors in the brain may stop responding to the drug in the same way. That may cause the repeated bouts of vomiting found in people with CHS.

Since CHS was discovered pretty recently, some doctors might not know about it. Also, CHS is often confused with cyclical vomiting.
Steve: Smoke weed everyday!

*Smokes weed
Andre: I'm not sure you should smoke that stuff everyday. No one knows the long term effects. I only chug Kratom twice a week.
*chugs Kratom

(several years later)

Steve: *vomits brahdhrb

*Smokes weed
Smoke weed everyday.

Andre: I found out about something called cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I think you might have it. Or maybe it's cyclical vomiting.
*chugs Kratom
Doctor: Steve! You have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I thought it was cyclical vomiting but you tested positive for THC and have a history of smoking marijuana everyday. You have to quit cannabis, or weed. You can never smoke weed again! You should have used moderation.
Steve: Nooooooo!

Steve: *Quits weed for 3 months
Steve: Hey! The nausea is gone.

Andre: Cool! Wanna chug Kratom?

Steve: Sure! *chugs Kratom
Andre: *chugs Kratom

Tyler: I only smoke weed when going on a boat fishing. It helps with nausea. Other times, it's kratom. *Smokes weed. *chugs kratom.
by CognitiveFuel January 22, 2023
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Anti-Gateway Drug

An Anti-Gateway Drug is a drug that acts to stop you from using more dangerous drugs. Like when you use Arecoline Hydrobromide, Methiopropamine, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, 4F-MPH, Adderall, Ritalin, Prolintane, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Flodafinil, or Hydrafinil to stay away from blue speed, meth, cocaine, crack, or bath salts (like a-PVP, a-PHP, MDPV). Modafinil and Armodafinil can help you quit caffeine. Kratom can help you quit Vicodin, Percocet, Krokodil, Heroin, Opium, and Fentanyl. 2-methyl-2-butanol, Etizolam, Afobazole, and Propranolol can help you stop trying Alcohol (ethanol) and benzodiazepines (Vallium, Klonopin, Xanax). JWH-018, JWH-073, and JWH-200 can help you quit THC, though you need to stack the JWH compound or THC with CBD. IndanylAminoPropane can help you quit MDMA and MDEA and it's a much milder entactogen-empathogen.
Tyler: I used to take Vicodin for my broken arm. Then I got addicted to Vicodin. Now I use Kratom and I no longer feel the need to try Vicodin. Plus, Kratom Kills pain. Kratom is my Anti-Gateway Drug. Also, My arm healed.
by CognitiveFuel March 09, 2023
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P2P

P2P is Phenyl-2-Propanone (Phenylacetone). It can be used in reductive amination with either ammonia, methylamine, ethylamine, or propylamine in an ethanol and hydrogen oxide(water) solution. It forms an imine intermediate. The reductive amination can be done with either toxic Aluminum Mercury or nontoxic Aluminum Galinstan. As a result, you can get amphetamine, methamphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, or Propylamphetamine. Using methylamine, ethylamine, or propylamine will yield around 70% methamphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, or Propylamphetamine, while using ammonia will yield 30% amphetamine. Ethylamphetamine is Blue Speed.
I used P2P (Phenyl-2-Propanone) in reductive amination with an ethanol water solution of ethylamine using Aluminum Galinstan. I got Ethylamphetamine. Blue Speed.
by CognitiveFuel November 28, 2022
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Speed head

A speed head is someone who is tweaked on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, Blue Speed). They will be seen rearranging the cereal in grocery stores, typing fast on a keyboard, doing homework, dancing to music, pacing back and forth, talking a lot, cleaning. Some speed heads will be normally focused but oddly relaxed because of ADHD so they go from hyper to normal.
Normal person: I took 25mg blue speed and alphabetized my music collection. I became hyper.
ADHD person: I took 30mg blue speed and became focused yet calmer.

Third guy: So you're both speed heads.
by CognitiveFuel January 14, 2023
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Khat

Khat is a plant with leaves that you chew to get energy and a high. It's relaxing yet stimulating. Khat leaves contain mostly cathine and a little cathinone and it's mostly the cathinone (phenylpropanoneamine, 2-aminopropiophenone) that gives you energy with cathine contributing very little to the energy and the high. Khat is used to study similar to Adderall, Ritalin, Modafinil, and Caffeine. Khat can be chewed freshly picked from the khat tree or brewed into a tea. The leaves must be used quickly, or it will all turn into cathine (phenylpropanolamine, D-Norpseudoephedrine) within 3 days of picking them. Khat is legal in some places like Ethiopia, Yemen, and South Africa, yet illegal in other places like the US and Canada. Khat releases dopamine and norepinephrine. Khat is like Caffeine, but stronger. Khat is Nature's Ritalin. The Khat plant needs less water than the Coffee plant and can withstand higher temperatures than the coffee plant. Khat loves the sunlight.
I picked and brewed fresh khat leaves. It gave me energy to study and do homework and clean. I got a nice high off of khat. Khat is the coffee of the future.
by CognitiveFuel January 08, 2023
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Khat

Khat is a plant with leaves that you chew to get energy and boost focus and at higher doses get a high. It's relaxing yet stimulating. Khat leaves contain mostly cathinone and a little cathine and it's mostly the cathinone (phenylpropanoneamine, 2-aminopropiophenone) that gives you energy with cathine contributing very little to the energy and the high. Khat is used to study similar to Adderall, Ritalin, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Flodafinil, Hydrafinil, Methiopropamine, Arecoline Hydrobromide, and Caffeine. Khat can be chewed freshly picked from the khat tree or brewed into a tea. The leaves must be used quickly, or it will all turn into cathine (phenylpropanolamine, D-Norpseudoephedrine) within 3 days of picking them. Khat is legal in some places like Ethiopia, Yemen, and South Africa, yet illegal in other places like the US and Canada. Khat releases dopamine and norepinephrine. Khat is like Caffeine, but stronger. Khat is nature's Adderall, though not nearly as strong. Khat is closer to Coffee than to Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil. The Khat plant needs less water than the Coffee plant and can withstand higher temperatures than the coffee plant. Khat loves the sunlight. If global warming continues, there will be no more coffee plants and people will have to legalize Khat as an alternative to Coffee, though Modafinil, Methiopropamine, Armodafinil, Propylhexedrine HCl, and Arecoline Hydrobromide are other alternatives to coffee.
Tony: I grew, picked, brewed, and drank Khat tea. Now I can study for my test and clean my room.
by CognitiveFuel August 28, 2023
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