Crack has many definitions. The first definition is a crack in a wall or floor.
The second definition is a buttcrack. Either a man's buttcrack or a woman's buttcrack.
The third definition is that Crack is a dangerous drug. It's more dangerous than Crystal Speed and Blue Speed despite being weaker than Blue Speed and Crystal Speed because Crack not only affects your brain, but also your heart (due to Crack being cardiotoxic while Speed is not). Crack is wack. Crack last around 30 to 90 minutes while it makes you high but act crazy. Speed makes you high but study and clean and shower more. Crack is freebase cocaine. It is made with cocaine hydrochloride and sodium bicarbonate. Crack ruins lives and it's more expensive than Speed while also being crappier. Crack gets its name from the crackling sound it makes while burned. Crack (benzoylmethylecgonine) can lead to a heart attack and extreme poverty because you're wasting all your money on crack!! Crack is wack!
The second definition is a buttcrack. Either a man's buttcrack or a woman's buttcrack.
The third definition is that Crack is a dangerous drug. It's more dangerous than Crystal Speed and Blue Speed despite being weaker than Blue Speed and Crystal Speed because Crack not only affects your brain, but also your heart (due to Crack being cardiotoxic while Speed is not). Crack is wack. Crack last around 30 to 90 minutes while it makes you high but act crazy. Speed makes you high but study and clean and shower more. Crack is freebase cocaine. It is made with cocaine hydrochloride and sodium bicarbonate. Crack ruins lives and it's more expensive than Speed while also being crappier. Crack gets its name from the crackling sound it makes while burned. Crack (benzoylmethylecgonine) can lead to a heart attack and extreme poverty because you're wasting all your money on crack!! Crack is wack!
Steve: You got any Crack?
Drug dealer: $60.
Steve: *Smokes Crack.
*runs around naked.
People: Ahhh!
Steve: Crack is awesome!
People: What a Crackhead!
Police: You're under arrest for public nudity!
*tests for drug using pee test.
*Steve test positive for Crack! .
Steve (in jail): Aw man! Stupid Crack! I guess Crack IS wack!
Drug dealer: $60.
Steve: *Smokes Crack.
*runs around naked.
People: Ahhh!
Steve: Crack is awesome!
People: What a Crackhead!
Police: You're under arrest for public nudity!
*tests for drug using pee test.
*Steve test positive for Crack! .
Steve (in jail): Aw man! Stupid Crack! I guess Crack IS wack!
by CognitiveFuel December 17, 2022
A speedball is NOT heroin mixed with cocaine. Speedballs don't contain cocaine or Crack. A speedball is heroin mixed with speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine). It's in the name, stupid. Speed is the Speed part and Heroin is the Ball part. Heroin makes you sleepy and Amphetamine makes you awake and energetic. Don't do heroin! Stick to Kratom! Also, don't do fentanyl. You can dissolve Amphetamine and Heroin in DMSO and put it on your skin and it goes right inside your body. The speedball can kill, but if you survive, you can get super high.
I mixed Heroin and Amphetamine in DMSO and poured it on my skin. It ended up in my bloodstream and I got super high. This is a great speedball.
by CognitiveFuel January 12, 2023
The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, piss, uranium, sewer water, racisium (makes whoever drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon racist against Hispanics), and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. The sewer water and racisium is just the nasty flavor the racist kind of Hipsters enjoy. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.
Racist hipster 1: Mmm! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Now with 50% more racisium!
Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink ass flavored beer.
Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.
Fernando: Got any Coors Light? Corona?
Racist Hipsters: We only got Pabst Blue Ribbon, beaner!
Fernando: I'm not drinking that shit! Plus, I work at a pharmaceutical lab. I went to college.
Racist Hipsters struggling at a minimum wage job: *speechless.
*Walks to other bar.
Fernando: Hey Tyler and Stephanie!
Tyler: Hey Fernando!
Stephanie: Hey Fernando!
*Stephanie, Fernando, and Tyler drinking Coors Light!
Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink ass flavored beer.
Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.
Fernando: Got any Coors Light? Corona?
Racist Hipsters: We only got Pabst Blue Ribbon, beaner!
Fernando: I'm not drinking that shit! Plus, I work at a pharmaceutical lab. I went to college.
Racist Hipsters struggling at a minimum wage job: *speechless.
*Walks to other bar.
Fernando: Hey Tyler and Stephanie!
Tyler: Hey Fernando!
Stephanie: Hey Fernando!
*Stephanie, Fernando, and Tyler drinking Coors Light!
by CognitiveFuel September 02, 2023
A nasal decongestant that contains propylhexedrine. Propylhexedrine is a stimulant that is easier to get than ephedrine and is stronger than ephedrine, though still pretty adrenergic. Benzedrex is inhaled to decongest the nose. When the vapors are inhaled more than a few times early in the morning, it can wake you right up. Benzedrex is sometimes used as a pre-coffee as it gives you the energy and motivation you need to make the coffee and maybe clean things. However, propylhexedrine will show up as a false positive for amphetamine and possibly methamphetamine.
by CognitiveFuel April 08, 2015
A speed head is someone who is tweaked on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, Blue Speed). They will be seen rearranging the cereal in grocery stores, typing fast on a keyboard, doing homework, dancing to music, pacing back and forth, talking a lot, cleaning. Some speed heads will be normally focused but oddly relaxed because of ADHD so they go from hyper to normal.
Normal person: I took 25mg blue speed and alphabetized my music collection. I became hyper.
ADHD person: I took 30mg blue speed and became focused yet calmer.
Third guy: So you're both speed heads.
ADHD person: I took 30mg blue speed and became focused yet calmer.
Third guy: So you're both speed heads.
by CognitiveFuel January 14, 2023
When you are buying drugs from a dealer, you want them to show you the weed, speed, ecstasy, cathinone, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil first. If they don't show you the drugs and the dealer just asks for money first then they're scamming you because they will say "wait here" then disappear and don't have drugs. Product first!
Dealer: Want weed?
Fernando: Sure!
Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.
Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.
Fernando: Sure!
Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.
Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.
by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022
A lunar eclipse is when the Earth's shadow blocks the full moon, making it look red and dark.
A lunar eclipse is also when you're mooning (exposing your butt to) someone in broad daylight and a plane blocks the sun for a few seconds, casting a shadow on the moon (butt).
A lunar eclipse is also when you're mooning (exposing your butt to) someone in broad daylight and a plane blocks the sun for a few seconds, casting a shadow on the moon (butt).
It was nighttime and all the people came to watch the lunar eclipse (Earth's shadow blocking the moon for a while).
Tom was mooning people and then a plane passed by to cast a shadow. It was a lunar eclipse (shadow blocking butt).
Tom was mooning people and then a plane passed by to cast a shadow. It was a lunar eclipse (shadow blocking butt).
by CognitiveFuel September 02, 2023