Pun or mondegreen for death-defying.
Consider that "death-defying" is an adjective for a stunt or action that should kill you, but you escape (defy) death.
Deft: skilled in movement, especially of the hands.
Defy: oppose, resist, challenge, or refuse to submit.
You can see why "deft defying" doesn't make much sense. Taken literally, "deft defying" could be used to describe someone that is skilled at opposition or physical resistance, as in "defying deftly".
If hyphenated to become an adjective, "deft-defying" could be used to describe someone either unskilled on purpose, or should be skilled and is not.
Consider that "death-defying" is an adjective for a stunt or action that should kill you, but you escape (defy) death.
Deft: skilled in movement, especially of the hands.
Defy: oppose, resist, challenge, or refuse to submit.
You can see why "deft defying" doesn't make much sense. Taken literally, "deft defying" could be used to describe someone that is skilled at opposition or physical resistance, as in "defying deftly".
If hyphenated to become an adjective, "deft-defying" could be used to describe someone either unskilled on purpose, or should be skilled and is not.
"That PETA arsonist did some deft defying in the hospital he burned down. Must have been difficult pushing through all those sick people to get out before it was too late, but that's less people benefiting from animal testing I guess."
"I tried that new masseuse... oh man, her massage was deft-defying. She needs to practice; I was sore for a week."
"Did you catch my deft-defying gaming skills to let my little brother beat me in Mortal Kombat? He doesn't know it, but I like letting him think he won fair and square."
"Did you just call that jump deft defying? Don't you mean death-defying? And it was only off the garage -- you wouldn't die from landing twelve feet, dude. You're an ass."
"I tried that new masseuse... oh man, her massage was deft-defying. She needs to practice; I was sore for a week."
"Did you catch my deft-defying gaming skills to let my little brother beat me in Mortal Kombat? He doesn't know it, but I like letting him think he won fair and square."
"Did you just call that jump deft defying? Don't you mean death-defying? And it was only off the garage -- you wouldn't die from landing twelve feet, dude. You're an ass."
by Coell April 19, 2006
Straight women who love gay men are called fag hags, so when these ladies follow the guys around and want to be their best friends, instead of being tag alongs, they are hag alongs.
"You guys are going to the Triangle? Can I hag along?"
"I use my hag along as a beard for Thanksgiving."
"I use my hag along as a beard for Thanksgiving."
by Coell December 30, 2005
"Shave your head, strap yourself in, and throw the switch -- you're about to get a truthocution." -- Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report, October 20, 2005
by Coell October 28, 2005
In poker, a person who never folds pre-flop. Must see every hand. Won't let anyone steal blinds. Calling station.
by Coell May 18, 2005
Sarcastic way of saying you've heard enough of someone, usually their excuses. They need to get to the point or just shut up.
by Coell December 28, 2005
"Bring it on, bitch."
"Oh, it has already been broughten."
Loosely translated:
"Because I do not like you, I invite you to fight me."
"I had already planned on fighting you."
"Oh, it has already been broughten."
Loosely translated:
"Because I do not like you, I invite you to fight me."
"I had already planned on fighting you."
by Coell July 11, 2005
by Coell September 22, 2005