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flat tire

In poker, a hand that needs a jack to improve.
"If I don't get a jack on the river, my straight's gonna be a flat tire."
by Coell May 14, 2005
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blogwhore

A person who addictively writes in his/her online journal and reads or comments in others'.
I had to defriend that crazy blogwhore because every time I checked my friends page, every other entry was hers -- and it was stupid shit like memes and how much she hates Dubya.
by Coell September 5, 2005
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runner-runner

(adj) Describes the way a hand won in Texas Hold'em Poker if the turn (fourth) and river (fifth) cards saved it from losing.
That river rat -- all he had were rags til he caught that runner-runner flush on the board.

Oh man, what a chaser. He calls my all-in with a double gut-shot, then gets a runner-runner straight on the river. Unbelievable.
by Coell December 28, 2005
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fishooks

In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, a pair of jacks as your hole cards.
I went all in with fishooks.
by Coell May 14, 2005
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fremium

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1. When a business is unable to fufill your order, they upgrade you for free.

2. When the high octane gasoline is the same price as regular.
"They were out of patties, so they used the chicken breasts instead. Looks like you got a fremium sandwich."

"They were both $1.59, so I filled up on fremium."
by Coell September 5, 2005
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deft defying

Pun or mondegreen for death-defying.

Consider that "death-defying" is an adjective for a stunt or action that should kill you, but you escape (defy) death.

Deft: skilled in movement, especially of the hands.
Defy: oppose, resist, challenge, or refuse to submit.

You can see why "deft defying" doesn't make much sense. Taken literally, "deft defying" could be used to describe someone that is skilled at opposition or physical resistance, as in "defying deftly".

If hyphenated to become an adjective, "deft-defying" could be used to describe someone either unskilled on purpose, or should be skilled and is not.
"That PETA arsonist did some deft defying in the hospital he burned down. Must have been difficult pushing through all those sick people to get out before it was too late, but that's less people benefiting from animal testing I guess."

"I tried that new masseuse... oh man, her massage was deft-defying. She needs to practice; I was sore for a week."

"Did you catch my deft-defying gaming skills to let my little brother beat me in Mortal Kombat? He doesn't know it, but I like letting him think he won fair and square."

"Did you just call that jump deft defying? Don't you mean death-defying? And it was only off the garage -- you wouldn't die from landing twelve feet, dude. You're an ass."
by Coell April 19, 2006
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hug

(v) To make a candle melt evenly by pushing the warm outer wax toward the center with your thumb or palm.
Multiple-wick candles will last much longer if you let them burn long enough for the whole top to melt and then hug them every time you blow them out.
by Coell May 15, 2005
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