Cody5050's definitions

9/22

Stroked out 922 times with a bullet in my dick and did a heart surgery on myself

Is 9/22 the new 9/11

by Cody5050 January 22, 2022

Tired wolf

Your parents and elders under 65 always loving always stressed

What colour is that tired wolfs hair?

by Cody5050 January 16, 2022

Slomobile

Any car including Ferrari or Porsche that has a $100⁰⁰ limiter put in designed for under 50kph using gas or electric.

I don't have a license I need a slomobile

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Red hands

When you have knives held between the index and middle fingers on both hands with the blades held just so the flat part of the hands on the palm lines up with the blades held in between the index and middle fingers and with the blades held flat against the palm and with the point of contact for extrajudicial instrumentation extending up from in-between the two fingers to make almost a fist bump type carry for a duel held combat grip. Don't slip and cut yourself.

I'm going to get Red hands when I go to the bank, they won't know what took their money.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

Alderaan

Dec 25 2025 im packing 5 cans of 5.7l butane into my microwave with my 73g of uranium with quartz rocks compressing the bomb to reinact the planetary attack on alderaan with a soldered microwave.

I can wait until walnut turns earth a supernova and we ALL cook faster the the people of Alderaan.

by Cody5050 May 19, 2023

Lego dildo

For boys a Lego flag pole into the uncircumcised pp

I had a Lego dildo when I was a child and high heels because my mom wanted me raped

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

Fear

What ive felt none stop since i was dropped on my head at my dads house in 1996 25 50 fife rd. At 4 years old after they stitched my face with no pain killers. Afraid of my home on the 2nd floor afraid of surgeons with knives. Afraid of paramedics with stitchery needles.

Ive been living in Fear since 1996.

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023