Mandasex

The mandatory sex your stuck with for 2 years less a day once you have your mayor pillage your clients given to your children so the mandatory minimum sentences are used to threaten your child wifes

Mandasex is the sex you have after you realize mandatory minimums can work both ways

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

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molecules matter

a civil rights movement started by hoarders that were built around the theory of slowly selling off slides of molecules to children for small change to maximize an inheritance if you are poor

have you heard of molecules matter, its taking scrapyard principles to the next level

by Cody5050 December 09, 2020

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Dexedrine

Mars in a nuclear pill bottle

I got 922 Dexedrine in my heart I'm a minty turd.

by Cody5050 January 15, 2022

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missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.

i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020

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Prescription drugs

When the Guelph police service delivery department manager decides to give you a CIA microdose experiment and chemically change your anus and genome in sexual assaults after stealing reproductive organs

I don't want your prescription drugs in ass their too weak and your doctors are pathetic rapists usually up my ass instead of working

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

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