bloeme

Bloeme is the hottest thickest person I've ever met. She's totally a chill mothafucker and should always end up with someone named ZACH

Wow bloemes and zach are an otp

by Cocolover August 17, 2017

ware-dog

A dog in someone's back garden that thinks it's a wolf and howls all day and night

That fucking ware-dog is out again trying to raise an army or something

by cocolover July 11, 2015

hangover shits

When you are very hung over and you have alcohol induced diarrhoea

Awww man I woke up today and ran straight to the toilet hangover shits everywhere!

by cocolover March 30, 2015

drunken noodle

When you have had a hard night on the cocaine and beer, and the wife asks for sex but your penis behaves like a drunken noodle

Billy got home from the party and his wife was up for some hole pumping but when she put her hands down his pants she was very disappointed as all she found was a drunken noodle.

by cocolover March 30, 2015

Scouttleque

A morbidly obese person that somehow manages to be completely silent when walking.

Wow that Mandy is a total Scouttleque i didn't even know she was there until I smelt her

by cocolover July 11, 2015

shitewait

When you're sitting on the toilet waiting for that last piece of shite to drop off the hairs of your arse

Sue: come out jim you have been in there for an hour

Jim: SHITEWAIT!!! Sue you dirty greasy whore

by cocolover March 30, 2015