moisture meter

A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.

My girl about drowned me last night. She was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.

by Coco Sean August 03, 2017

mexican landfill

After consuming several tacos a person vomits onto a woman's taint causing a lava like flow of vomit to gush into both the anal and vaginal entryways. Not to be confused with the Mexican trash can or Mexican dumpster which involve puking into the vagina or anus respectively.

I tried to perform a Mexican dumpster but misfired creating a Mexican landfill.

by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

siberian titty twister

Giving someone’s bare nipples a titty twister after having your hands in a freezer for at least 30 minutes.

My tits are still erect from the Siberian titty twister that Miss Finnyfrock gave me last night.

by Coco Sean July 27, 2018

mexican trashcan

The act of vomiting into a lady's vagina after consuming several tacos. Not to be confused with a Mexican Dumpster which is vomiting into an anus.

I was so wasted last night that I gave my lady a Mexican Trashcan.

by Coco Sean October 31, 2015

Artificial chocolate milking

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.

Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.

by Coco Sean August 10, 2016