Definitions by Coco Sean

icening 

When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates his frosty winnings to decorate both the anus and vagina. After which he proceeds to clean up his festive treat.

Oh Lord Jeffery, do you prefer icening before or after tea and scrumpets?

icening by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

Artificial chocolate milking 

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.

Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.

Artificial chocolate milking by Coco Sean August 10, 2016

minnesota ball slap 

Slapping one's balls with any icy hand that's been held in the freezer for a minimum of 10 minutes.

I'm still sore and a little chilly from Gerry's malevolent minnesota ball slap last night!

minnesota ball slap by Coco Sean July 1, 2016

magic triangle 

Three people jerking off the person to their right standing in a triangle wearing wizard hats.

Never bring a knife to a wizard fight unless you want to be in the center of a magic triangle.

magic triangle by Coco Sean July 1, 2016

mexican trashcan 

The act of vomiting into a lady's vagina after consuming several tacos. Not to be confused with a Mexican Dumpster which is vomiting into an anus.

I was so wasted last night that I gave my lady a Mexican Trashcan.

mexican trashcan by Coco Sean October 31, 2015