Definitions by Cock Flasp

Proddy MacFingers 

A name for one of those annoying twats who smears their fingers all over your computer monitor screen when pointing at some rhubarb.

If Proddy MacFingers touches my monitor again, I swear I'm going to wipe my knob on his screen.

Proddy MacFingers by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

Norman's Cock 

Norman's Cock was a battle during the invasion of Britain in 1066 by William the Conqueror. It was a particularly bloody battle, resulting in thousands of casualties on both the English and French sides. It is unknown where the name comes from, but it is believed to have been a misnomer from "Norman's Coq", ie, Chicken, the cowardly streak wrongly attributed to the French soldiers by the English.

Used slightly out of context these days, usually to gauge how bad something is.

When someone calls Marge "Duck", that's almost as bad as Norman's Cock.

Norman's Cock by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

cock flaps 

1. A plumbing term - cock flaps are the flanges within the mechanism of a stop cock that stop the flow of water.

2. Flaps for a cock. Not to be confused with Cock Flasps

I'm sorry Mr Jenkins, but your whole Cock Flaps assembly will need replacing.

cock flaps by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

wigula

A woman who's hair lives on a polystyrene (Poll-is-ter-een) head while she sleeps at night.

Wigula looks a bit worried about the gusts of wind.

wigula by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

bradwank 

1. A Bradwank is a particularly poor type of Project Manager, normally having attained his position through nepotism. A Bradwank typically associates with the Dickmond class of manager.

2. A piratical twat, whose sayings include "Paaaaaaaaasswords", "Maaaaaaaaaaaaster", and "Rich, Rich, can I slap your knob".

Looks like Bradwank has made a balls-up of this EPOS project.

bradwank by Cock Flasp August 18, 2006

The Mond 

Abbreviation for Dickmond, a rather piss-poor boss.

I suppose The Mond will be knob slapping The Captain today

The Mond by Cock Flasp August 17, 2006