J.F.K

John Fitzgerald Kennedy the president who was shot while in a car

"Hey ever wondered why J.F.K is on the half dollar coin?"
"Why is that?"
"He's missin half his fuckin head!"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Harry Potter

A kid who is a magic man

"I personally like Harry Potter and the Second Amendment"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Pants

An illusion just like death

"Death is an illusion.... as well as pants"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

The North Pole

A strip club that is only open during Christmas

"Hey man Im goin to The North Pole to meet Mrs. Claws"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Happy

A strange fuckin blue unicorn with wings

"Fuck off Happy"
"But we are partners you promised"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Piss

The nectar of the gods

"Drink my piss"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

chocolate pudding

The thing to make when you lose control of your life.

Stu what are you doing?
Making chocolate pudding
Why?
I've lost all control of my life

by Cobble935 July 16, 2020