Ketchup and Mustard that is pre mixed and bottled to be served as a condiment. Created by Cosmo Kramer of Kramerica.
by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 24, 2009
Having sex with an Eastern European woman while shes on her period, who then sucks the blood off your penis after intercourse.
My girlfriend wont talk to me anymore since she found my German Porn collection. I think Bratislava Lava 4 really made her wig out.
by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 11, 2009
last night i went trolling for trollups for over and hour before i hooked up with this sleezy hooker on 79 street.
by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 06, 2009
Any massage parlor where handjobs are given to the clients for an extra cost (tip) after the massage is finished.
by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 06, 2009
A mythical figure in W. Kendall, Fla., believed to be half man, half killing machine. Fully trained in mortal combat, explosives, stealth tactics, and hostage negotiation.
Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.
Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.
Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.
Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.
I heard that scene from Terminator where Arnold took on the LAPD was based on the summer of 1989 shoot out between Pistolita and the Hammocks police.
by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 08, 2009
Any French Canadian (usually from Quebec or Montreal) who Vacations during the Winter season in various trailer parks in Hallandale FL. Winter Frogs are easy to spot as they tend to be over tanned, do not practice good hygiene (rotten teeth, no deoderant), are horrible drivers, do not tip and take pride in haggling non negotiable prices. Winter Frogs love playing penny slots at the local casino and have a sense of arrogance at all times. Winter Frogs insist on speaking French and are offended when South Florida locals cannot communicate with them.
Why is this damm Hallandale Winter Frog holding up the checkout line by haggling the price of cigarettes.
by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 09, 2009
A low class bar which employs scanky, older, less attractive women who offer sexual favors while keeping you company. Alcholic beverages need to be purchased sometimes at an inflated rate ( $15-$25) per drink which act as the cost of the sexual favors. After a few purchased drinks the bar whores will take you to the back of the bar and conduct the pre negotiated services.
Chief i went by that Brew and Screw in Allapattah last night and got a BJ from this bar whore Maria for only 3 beers at $20 a piece.
by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 06, 2009