Definitions by Closet Gayng
Balls No Brains
Example with no brains
Bobby “Why is that guy riding a motorcycle with no helmet at 130 mile per hour (209 Kilometers per hour)?”
Brandon “That’s because he has a bad case of Balls No Brains”
Example with huge balls
Bobby “damn! That guy just punched one of the robbers in the face, too bad he’s about to get shot.”
Brandon “That guys got a serious Balls No Brains way of thinking.”
Bobby “Why is that guy riding a motorcycle with no helmet at 130 mile per hour (209 Kilometers per hour)?”
Brandon “That’s because he has a bad case of Balls No Brains”
Example with huge balls
Bobby “damn! That guy just punched one of the robbers in the face, too bad he’s about to get shot.”
Brandon “That guys got a serious Balls No Brains way of thinking.”
Balls No Brains by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
Horse
Horse by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
Walmart Dweller
One (Usually decrepit and disgusting) individual who spends an unusually large amount of time at Walmart.
Bobby “Wow that lady is fucking weird looking. Why is she always here?”
Brandon “She is simply a Walmart Dweller. If you don’t bother her, don’t worry. She’ll be sure to bother you.”
Brandon “She is simply a Walmart Dweller. If you don’t bother her, don’t worry. She’ll be sure to bother you.”
Walmart Dweller by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
Schrödingers Knowledge
The theory that you know everything until you ask a question.
Someone with Schrödingers Knowledge would never have asked any questions and has the brain of a rock
Someone with Schrödingers Knowledge would never have asked any questions and has the brain of a rock
Person 1 “jimmy is really weird, he never does anything or says anything.”
Person 2 “That’s because Jimmy has Schrödingers knowledge. He knows everything there is to know until he asks a question.”
Person 2 “That’s because Jimmy has Schrödingers knowledge. He knows everything there is to know until he asks a question.”
Schrödingers Knowledge by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
Better Than Ohio
Bobby: “what do you think of Ohio?”
Brandon: “you know what I think of Ohio. It sucks ass.”
Bobby: “You only say that because you’re from Michigan.”
Brandon: “I only say that cause I’m right. Also Michigan is Better Than Ohio.”
Brandon: “you know what I think of Ohio. It sucks ass.”
Bobby: “You only say that because you’re from Michigan.”
Brandon: “I only say that cause I’m right. Also Michigan is Better Than Ohio.”
Better Than Ohio by Closet Gayng February 7, 2021
Really Retarded
Next level retardedness.
Bobby: “Hey Brandon, did you here about Austin”
Brandon: “Yea he’s Really Retarded. I heard that he plugged an extension cord into itself and thought it would make more energy.”
Bobby: “Damn that’s crazy. We’re in 9th fuckin grade.”
Brandon: “Yea he’s Really Retarded. I heard that he plugged an extension cord into itself and thought it would make more energy.”
Bobby: “Damn that’s crazy. We’re in 9th fuckin grade.”
Really Retarded by Closet Gayng February 7, 2021
Not Finger Lickin Good
Bobby: “do you lick your fingers after eating KFC?”
Brandon: “Fuck No. That shit is Not Finger Lickin Good”
Bobby: “Alrighty Then”
Brandon: “Fuck No. That shit is Not Finger Lickin Good”
Bobby: “Alrighty Then”
Not Finger Lickin Good by Closet Gayng February 6, 2021