Definitions by Clint
techack
1) A very intuitive person who just happens to be able to figure out technology just by playing around with it, usually without any prior experience with said technology. This person is able to figure out any technology, from cell phones, to car stereos, to paper shredders.
2) Never needs instructions on assembly of any new technology and always does it right.
2) Never needs instructions on assembly of any new technology and always does it right.
Yogi's such a techack. He's never even used that cell phone before and he's managed to program his own ring.
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californicate
1. verb - The act of migration from California to other states in search of cheaper housing, better morals, and lack of gangs, drugs, prostitution, etc. Instead, they drive up house prices whereever they move to, and bring their low morals, gangs, drugs, and prostitution to the other states.
2. verb - The performance of sexual acts with a person higher-up in the movie industry in order to be in a Hollywood movie, made famous in a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3. verb - The combination of the words California and fornicate to signify the despicable acts defined above. See californication.
2. verb - The performance of sexual acts with a person higher-up in the movie industry in order to be in a Hollywood movie, made famous in a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3. verb - The combination of the words California and fornicate to signify the despicable acts defined above. See californication.
1. Don't californicate Utah!
2. She had to californicate just to be an extra on the set for that movie.
3. They want to californicate the whole nation.
2. She had to californicate just to be an extra on the set for that movie.
3. They want to californicate the whole nation.
californicate by Clint April 12, 2004
Deimos
The smallest moon of Mars, named after one of the chief horsemen of Mars, the Roman god of war. Literally means "panic". Best known for its irregular potato-like shape.
Phobos
noun- The largest moon of Mars, named after one of the chief horsemen of Mars, the Roman god of war. Literally means "Fear".
NASA is looking at the possibility of sending a lander to phobos to get better pictures of the planet Mars.
Tivo
1. noun- A very capable digital video recorder that can record more than one TV/Cable/Satellite show at once. This device requires no tape nor disk, but requires a monthly or lifetime subscription to work. It allows you to record, pause, fast forward, rewind, etc., with ease. It uses subscriber feedback and recording history to make "Tivo suggestions", or recordings you haven't asked for that Tivo (the company) believes that you will like. Likely the one thing that scares television advertizers the most.
2. noun- The company who engineered and marketed the Tivo device.
3. verb- The act of using a Tivo machine to record a show.
2. noun- The company who engineered and marketed the Tivo device.
3. verb- The act of using a Tivo machine to record a show.
My Tivo only cost me $99, but saved me a ton on videotapes.
Tivo had my Tivo record Fahrenheit 51 last night. I'm really surprised, but I like that show!
Mom, I told you I wanted to Tivo Crankyankers last night!
Tivo had my Tivo record Fahrenheit 51 last night. I'm really surprised, but I like that show!
Mom, I told you I wanted to Tivo Crankyankers last night!