Clint 's definitions
1. verb - The act of migration from California to other states in search of cheaper housing, better morals, and lack of gangs, drugs, prostitution, etc. Instead, they drive up house prices whereever they move to, and bring their low morals, gangs, drugs, and prostitution to the other states.
2. verb - The performance of sexual acts with a person higher-up in the movie industry in order to be in a Hollywood movie, made famous in a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3. verb - The combination of the words California and fornicate to signify the despicable acts defined above. See californication.
2. verb - The performance of sexual acts with a person higher-up in the movie industry in order to be in a Hollywood movie, made famous in a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3. verb - The combination of the words California and fornicate to signify the despicable acts defined above. See californication.
1. Don't californicate Utah!
2. She had to californicate just to be an extra on the set for that movie.
3. They want to californicate the whole nation.
2. She had to californicate just to be an extra on the set for that movie.
3. They want to californicate the whole nation.
by Clint April 12, 2004
Get the californicatemug. pittsnogler
n. 1) a man who guides another man's penis into a 3rd man's asshole
2) a fluffer for gay porn
n. 1) a man who guides another man's penis into a 3rd man's asshole
2) a fluffer for gay porn
by clint March 26, 2005
Get the pittsnoglermug. The smallest moon of Mars, named after one of the chief horsemen of Mars, the Roman god of war. Literally means "panic". Best known for its irregular potato-like shape.
by Clint March 26, 2004
Get the Deimosmug. a condition where the nasel passages have been inflamed at birth as a result of being dropped face first to the floor.
by Clint March 1, 2003
Get the goblersnobmug. 1. noun- A very capable digital video recorder that can record more than one TV/Cable/Satellite show at once. This device requires no tape nor disk, but requires a monthly or lifetime subscription to work. It allows you to record, pause, fast forward, rewind, etc., with ease. It uses subscriber feedback and recording history to make "Tivo suggestions", or recordings you haven't asked for that Tivo (the company) believes that you will like. Likely the one thing that scares television advertizers the most.
2. noun- The company who engineered and marketed the Tivo device.
3. verb- The act of using a Tivo machine to record a show.
2. noun- The company who engineered and marketed the Tivo device.
3. verb- The act of using a Tivo machine to record a show.
My Tivo only cost me $99, but saved me a ton on videotapes.
Tivo had my Tivo record Fahrenheit 51 last night. I'm really surprised, but I like that show!
Mom, I told you I wanted to Tivo Crankyankers last night!
Tivo had my Tivo record Fahrenheit 51 last night. I'm really surprised, but I like that show!
Mom, I told you I wanted to Tivo Crankyankers last night!
by Clint March 25, 2004
Get the Tivomug. noun; rambunctious jizz
1. semen that, during or after ejaculation, accidentally comes into contact with objects such as furniture, clothes, paperwork, and people or body parts (especially genitals).
1. semen that, during or after ejaculation, accidentally comes into contact with objects such as furniture, clothes, paperwork, and people or body parts (especially genitals).
1. After a terrific hand job, my rambunctious jizz flew onto Jon C's bed, chair, wall, face, shirt sleave, television, hair, carpet, window, shoes, hat, ceiling, DVD player, dresser, clock, camera, mother, trophies, door knob, light switch, and NES.
by clint August 30, 2004
Get the rambunctious jizzmug. The migration of people from California to other states to look for cheaper housing, better morals, lack of gangs/drugs/prostitution, etc., but bring their own lack of morals, drive up house prices, and bring gangs/drugs/prostitution to the other states.
The californication of Utah, Arizona, Oregon, and Idaho has escalated in the last 10 years. Why doesn't California do us a favor and just sink into the ocean?
by Clint March 23, 2004
Get the Californicationmug.