A stupid bitch that goes around correcting people and spewing linguistic diarrhea everywhere. Stay away from shoe eaters.
Friend 1: Stay away from Jeff, he’s a shoe eater
Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me
A way to say "sexual intercourse" or "have sex" without the situation becoming awkward. One would use this word to add a funny twist to an otherwise weird moment.
Clemens: Yo, my parents had some sexy times last night and it was hella loud.
Daniel: Damn Clemens, if you could hear the sexy times from your room, they must have been going at it!
