24 definitions by Clayton

gav

The short, pushy member of a townie or Kev gang. usually found at the front of a group of four Kevs mouthing off safe in the knowledge that, should push come to shove (and indeed kick) Kev, Darren and Tone will actually perform the requisite violence.

"leave it Gav, It ain't worff it"

by Clayton July 23, 2003

trick ass mark

Someone who scuffs your sneakers and does not appologize.

some trick ass mark dun stepped on my sneakers and poured Morton salt all o'r dem

by Clayton October 18, 2004

sonofabitch

1)noun; a person that pisses the crizzap out of you or your friends.
2)as an exclemation to express shock or extreme emotion

1) that sonofabitch!
2) Sonofabitch! I said suck the motherfucker, you're bitin' it! Shit!

by Clayton March 22, 2003

kinesthetic

1. n. a person who is unskilled in the arts of not being a retard - specifically one who learns by experiencing things 'pysically' 2. Adj. Stupid 3. n. thicko spaz

"God, Lewis, You're such a kinesthetic!"

"Ooh, are you in the kinesthetic group, Lewis?"

by Clayton February 26, 2005

womble

n.1. A fictional, long-nosed, litter collecting inhabitant of Wimbledon Common
2. A spastic on a bicycle

1. Remember you're a womble Uncle Bulgaria
2. Hahaha! Womble!!!

by Clayton July 23, 2003

democracy

fascism by numbers

this is a democracy

by Clayton July 14, 2003

aesir

Ancient norse 'Shining Ones'

i don't think the Aesir would like it if you threw that hammer at me Thor.

by Clayton July 23, 2003