OMFS

short for "Oh My Fucking Satan"
usually used by losers

"OMFS pants with zippers that go nowhere are awesome!"

by clayton April 03, 2004

golly motus

an expression used to show excitement

golld motus that is a big beard on that amish man!

by Clayton September 09, 2004

democracy

fascism by numbers

this is a democracy

by Clayton July 14, 2003

trick ass mark

Someone who scuffs your sneakers and does not appologize.

some trick ass mark dun stepped on my sneakers and poured Morton salt all o'r dem

by Clayton October 18, 2004

aesir

Ancient norse 'Shining Ones'

i don't think the Aesir would like it if you threw that hammer at me Thor.

by clayton July 22, 2003

rainbow kiss

something that has never happened anywhere, ever, to anyone, at all.

"Excuse me darling, now that we have achieved maturity and entered a sexual relationship, let us perform that rainbow kiss we heard about in school."

"erm, no, I don't think we should actually."

by Clayton July 14, 2003

grumpkin

a short, trollish, bitch that everyone hates. She's annoying, ugly, and the kinda girl you would love to punch in the face...repeatedly.

Brandon's girlfriend is such a grumpkin.

by clayton September 20, 2004