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Definitions by Class struggle memes

Kambal chor 

Kambal chor translates to "blanket thief" and refers to the police force of the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh.
The UP police are not only sadistic murdererss, each one of them is a kambal chor.
A Nukie is defined as a scientist or anyone who advocates nuclear energy and nuclear weapons.
Richard Feynman couldn't help being a Nukie since his wages depended upon the market for Nuclear weapons.
Nukie by Class struggle memes December 4, 2019

Swayamseva

Swayamseva, derived from Sanskrit words "Swayam" meaning Self and "Seva" meaning "to serve" basically means to Masturbate. Swayamseva is also referred to as Master stroke especially when done by Narendra Modi.
Modi is not just a terrorist, he also does Swayamseva.
Swayamseva by Class struggle memes November 3, 2019

NRI Nationalism 

NRI (Non-Resident Indian) Nationalism is defined as expressing "love" for your country, India, while residing abroad by investing in transnational mining corporations based in India and supporting a govt that facilitates clearing of forests and incarcerating dissenters.
Akshay Kumar's nationalism is quite the typical example of NRI Nationalism despite he not having Indian citizenship.

philip kotler presidential award 

The act of pleasuring yourself by licking your own Asshole. Used in reference to inventing an award to present to yourself.
What a coincidence! My cat was receiving a Philip kotler presidential award while Modi was receiving the same.

Beef drill 

A method of training and testing cow vigilantes in the advent of possible future cases of dalits or muslims handling meat-like products or dealing with cows.
As a beef drill, Kajol uploaded a video of her eating beef. Reasserting that eating beef "is a sensitive matter that may hurt religious sentiments", she later clarified that her meat was of buffalo.
The 5 stages of Institution life:
Stage H: "Happy Happy" stage: Everything seems so perfect and utopic and you're just happy.
Stage B: "But..." stage: You come across anomalies and think, "But... overall its great" all the while overlooking the anomalies.
Stage C:"C'mon!" stage: The anomalies overpower the good things about the institution and you shout "C'mon!"
Stage S:"Shit!" stage: Everything about the institution seems like shit.
Stage E:"Eh!" stage: You stop caring about the institution and when some newbie complains about your institution, you just say "Eh!".
In just the first month of marriage, Bobbie reached the S stage of the HBCSE model of institution life.
hbcse by Class struggle memes December 14, 2013