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poon connoisseur

One that knows what good poon taste like because he has had so many women to taste.
Paul is one poon connoisseur, he has had every woman in the work place, even the cleaning ladies!!
by Clamer August 26, 2017
mugGet the poon connoisseurmug.

dry heavin on the clam

When you go down on a woman and when you get really bad smell you start to dry heav
The HR lady would not leave Paul alone till he gave in to going down on her. The only problem was that when his nose got a wiff of her he started to dry heavin on the clam.
by Clamer August 12, 2017
mugGet the dry heavin on the clammug.

Steamin' the clam

When she won't open up so you get her in the sauna and started steamin' the clam so she gets hot enough to open up that clam exposing that sweet pink.
Paul couldn't get the cleaning girl to give in, so he coax her to the sauna and once inside Paul started steamin' the clam and had her open up that clam within minutes!
by Clamer October 12, 2016
mugGet the Steamin' the clammug.

Frosted Clam

Paul gave his boss a frosted clam because she said he did so well in his performance this year.
by Clamer October 20, 2016
mugGet the Frosted Clammug.

60 grit story

When you're given a line of bullshit so bad it feels like you are getting plummeted up the ass with a dildo rapped in 60 grit sandpaper.
Ed passed on the shift with a 60 grit story so bad I had to shove tampons up ass to stop the bleeding.
by Clamer July 28, 2016
mugGet the 60 grit storymug.

Clam ketchup

Clam ketchup is what is left on your balls, cock and possibly face after having sex with a vagina that is menstruating.
Paul was banging his boss last night and after having banged her he went to the bathroom to take a leak and almost tossed his dinner because he had clam ketchup all over his cock and face!
by Clamer July 27, 2016
mugGet the Clam ketchupmug.

Clam flakes

When a woman does not wash after sex and when she awakes her pussy flakes off all that jizz that dried on her clam.
Paul was banging the cleaning girl last night so long that they were exhausted and fell asleep. In the morning she had clam flakes all over her pussy.
by Clamer October 20, 2016
mugGet the Clam flakesmug.

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