Claire's definitions

fako

'fako' is an adverb and is used to describe anything that you consider to be sub-standard, irratating, trashy, annoying or just plain stupid! to the point that it shouldnt exist.

"OMG that is sooooo fako"
"Did u see that? Fako!"
"lol fako"

by claire February 3, 2005

arsene wenger

An obnoxious and/or moronic person.

"Don't be such an Arsene Wenger."

by Claire June 5, 2005

roach crotch

an elderly ladies crotch that is so old and unkept that it is probably festered with roaches.

On her 90th birthday she realized that she had a roach crotch.

by claire December 3, 2003

JBHS

A cool school in a fucked up town.

JBHS is where all the people I defined GO.

by claire December 29, 2004

triple L

lesbian life lovers, a love so deep the you put your hoes over your bros

Sarah is my triple L and allways will be!

by Claire February 16, 2005

Boots

A chemist, which also sells electrical goods etc. - all hideously overpriced. It is the Chav's store of choice. They do not buy from the store, they steal, then go back to school and brag about it, offering to "nick anything for anybody at a fair price." This is what the common Chav will refer to as a hustle.

Vicky: Yeah, I nicked six fluorescent nail varnishes on Saturday. I'm going again on Monday, so if you want owt nicking let me know yeah?
Derek: Get lost, ingrate.

by Claire August 18, 2005

German armpits

Unshaved (to say the least) armpits, refers particularly to the unshaved armpits of a woman.

"Lykomg! Did you SEE Julia Roberts' German armpits!?"

by Claire December 25, 2005