shawtii

A girl named candace that is 4 foot tall and thinks she is the shit.

Did u see shawtii today, she must be gettin shorter and shorter!!

by CJ April 02, 2005

jet

Leaving a place quickly.

Let's jet, before we miss the train.

by CJ January 09, 2004

dicklixia

strictly in the gay male community, person who sees words backwards, and also licks dicks suffers from dicklixia

Bruce has trouble reading his Gay Pride monthly because he has a bad case of dicklixia

by cj February 28, 2006

townie

they wear rockports and a fucking stupid cap that points to thye sky. Come owt wiv shit words like boonies(cigarettes) and lower(money). The girls are pregnant by the time they are 16 and they are normally found hanging about scum council estates. they are all thick and consider getting one GCSE a real challange. This is because they are kicked out of school before they reach 12 years of age. they have also got a fascination with fake burberry.

townie: 'ere mate have you got and boons?
normal person:no sorry
townie:so any boons i can find on you i can have.
and then they assault you.

by cj February 23, 2004

jizzhead

a person with the name justin fisher.

justin is a jizzhead.

by cj March 30, 2004

poonerT*

pronounced "poon-er-Tea-Star"
a slang term for any variety of grossly sexual acts, can be used as an adjective, noun, or an explative, similar to the many uses of fuck.

"poonerT* that was crazy!"
a"ll this poonerT* is really pissing me off."
"yeah get outta here poonerT* ass monkey"

by CJ April 21, 2004

Heroin Cult

A cult of zombie heroin addicts. Nocturnal creatures, they can be seen wandering around bushes at night. They wander in a syncronised fashion, back and forth, separated from each other by upto 40 metres. The more prestigious members will hide in the bushes themselves, and can only be seen at close distances by their white clothing or cigarettes.

Liam: Shall we scout out the skate park?
Si: Nah, man, i can see them moving.
Timian: Where?
Si: In the bushes.
Liam: Fuck, there's one fettled out on the quater pipe.
Timian: Nah. Fuck that. Let's stay here.

by CJ September 05, 2004