30 definitions by Cirdellin
An entity on the Internet that is imaginary. Specifically it is a person who has created a false identity for him or herself. Generally, falsified pictures and life experience are involved. Should the person go on to actually meet those to whom he or she has been lying without taking into account that they will inevitably be caught, the condition is known as Internet ghost denial.
(Pretty girl to whom the liar is talking upon their first meeting) "Hey you aren't 6'3" or a ski instructor I bet."
"Yeah I am."
"You are a liar and an Internet ghost. In fact you are in Internet ghost denial.
"Yeah I am."
"You are a liar and an Internet ghost. In fact you are in Internet ghost denial.
by Cirdellin January 8, 2010
When one is attracted to people with hair colors other than that on one's partner. When ascribed to a large population, it is when people of a particular region or country are attracted to people whose hair color is rarely observed.
"Hans, I am happy that you are enjoying your time in Ireland but many women are growing uncomfortable by your relentless staring. Kelly told me that it is freaking her out."
"I am sorry Patrick but one rarely sees such beautiful red haired women in my native Germany. This is indeed a hair color paradox."
"I am sorry Patrick but one rarely sees such beautiful red haired women in my native Germany. This is indeed a hair color paradox."
by Cirdellin December 31, 2010
One who is sexually attracted to modes of public transportation without regard to the people riding inside of them. The act remains illegal in most metropolitan areas.
"I heard Rigel was arrested again."
"Yep, this time for reckless transitsexuality."
"Oh no what was it this time, another bus?"
"Nope it was light rail. the 4:15 from Long Island to Manhattan."
"Wow first it was the taxi, then the bus, now this!"
"Yeah I know he's all over the place."
"Yep, this time for reckless transitsexuality."
"Oh no what was it this time, another bus?"
"Nope it was light rail. the 4:15 from Long Island to Manhattan."
"Wow first it was the taxi, then the bus, now this!"
"Yeah I know he's all over the place."
by Cirdellin December 18, 2009
The irrational fear men often feel toward outhouses. Normally it stems from the associated fear that there may be an unseen alligator or crocodile somewhere below.
"Why did Elmer have to buy one of them newfangled INDOOR toilets?"
"cause me and Clem I heard he has Chompophobia."
"I reckon that's a mighty wise choice then. I heard something peculiar rustlin' in my own outdoor facility this morning."
(Collective shiver)
"cause me and Clem I heard he has Chompophobia."
"I reckon that's a mighty wise choice then. I heard something peculiar rustlin' in my own outdoor facility this morning."
(Collective shiver)
by Cirdellin December 19, 2009
A woman who by all objective standards is quite beautiful but retains a subtle indescribable flaw that somehow undermines her overall beauty. It is also sometimes known as Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
"Dude what's wrong with you? How could you break up with Carol? She is a fox!"
"I don't know. There was something about her mouth that bugged me. I can't explain it."
(Pensive now) Yeah I think I get what you're saying now. I sort of noticed that too.
"It's like Kirsten Dunst Syndrome, I guess"
"You mean Miley Cyrus syndrome?"
"Same thing...whatever."
"I don't know. There was something about her mouth that bugged me. I can't explain it."
(Pensive now) Yeah I think I get what you're saying now. I sort of noticed that too.
"It's like Kirsten Dunst Syndrome, I guess"
"You mean Miley Cyrus syndrome?"
"Same thing...whatever."
by Cirdellin December 23, 2009
Late fall, winter and early spring in the upper Midwest. The name derives from the off-white sky, horizon and ground that makes delineating the three virtually impossible. One feels that they are trapped inside of a table tennis ball.
"I can't stand this weather. Everything is coated with the same awful color."
"That's what you get this time of year in Cleveland. What did you expect? It's ping pong ball season."
"That's what you get this time of year in Cleveland. What did you expect? It's ping pong ball season."
by Cirdellin January 4, 2010
The fear that one may lose a body part due to any kind of door that is perceived to be closing too quickly. The phrase is said to have originated from 18th century survivors of the French Revolution who passed their remaining days in a kind of post traumatic stress disorder and obsessing about sharp quickly closing things.
"Johnny get your hand back into this elevator, the door is about to close!"
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
by Cirdellin December 31, 2010