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The phenomenon in which an employee is chastised by his or her superior and then feels compelled to chastise their inferiors. In a large organization, this can involve a large number of people falling like dominoes.
"Jones, you cretin! I just got my clock cleaned by my boss because of you. Rest assured that you will get yours now."
"Hey Smith, don't involve me in your blame domino!"
"Hey Smith, don't involve me in your blame domino!"
by Cirdellin January 12, 2010
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Felicia: "What's that look for?"
Horatio: "Your shoulders look really nice today."
Felicia (purring now): mm mm spousal arousal, huh?
Horatio (panting now); Uh huh.
Horatio: "Your shoulders look really nice today."
Felicia (purring now): mm mm spousal arousal, huh?
Horatio (panting now); Uh huh.
by Cirdellin January 12, 2010
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"Jones. you moron! What were you thinking? The client thinks we are idiots now thanks to you."
"Really?" Jones responds with an error smirk.
"Really?" Jones responds with an error smirk.
by Cirdellin January 11, 2010
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(Pretty girl to whom the liar is talking upon their first meeting) "Hey you aren't 6'3" or a ski instructor I bet."
"Yeah I am."
"You are a liar and an Internet ghost. In fact you are in Internet ghost denial.
"Yeah I am."
"You are a liar and an Internet ghost. In fact you are in Internet ghost denial.
by Cirdellin January 8, 2010
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"I can't believe it. This is the fifth Garbage video I've seen today and there's that pesky toilet again. WHY?"
"That's the Garbage Video Toilet. I hear the band just likes the little guy."
"They might as well give it a guitar."
"That's the Garbage Video Toilet. I hear the band just likes the little guy."
"They might as well give it a guitar."
by Cirdellin January 7, 2010
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"I don't know what to do. I want to be fair about immigration but I am really concerned about illegal Lithuanians getting access to our health care system."
"You've been listening to NPR and Rush again, haven't you?"
"Yeah I think I have NPR Rush Whiplash."
"You've been listening to NPR and Rush again, haven't you?"
"Yeah I think I have NPR Rush Whiplash."
by Cirdellin January 7, 2010
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"Hey what's this old broad doing in this lesbian scene?"
"She's the master lesbianator. The other girls wouldn't know what to do without her."
"You're kidding me right?"
"I wish. The director is trying to be artsy."
"She's the master lesbianator. The other girls wouldn't know what to do without her."
"You're kidding me right?"
"I wish. The director is trying to be artsy."
by Cirdellin January 6, 2010
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