30 definitions by Cirdellin
What a man feels when he is alternately extremely attracted to a particular woman's unimaginably hot body but also completely disgusted by her unimaginably ugly face. This generally produces disorientation in the first few episodes but can sometimes later reshape sexual attraction as the ugly face becomes a fetish of sorts.
"Hey Jake, check out the smoking hot babe walking down the beach."
"That one walking away?"
"Oh yeah I am going to go meet her right now!"
(Moments later) "Hey baby. my name's Tony." (She turns around and Tony almost throws up. She walks away only to appear smoking hot again. The arousal repulsion cycling continues on like this all day long.)
"That one walking away?"
"Oh yeah I am going to go meet her right now!"
(Moments later) "Hey baby. my name's Tony." (She turns around and Tony almost throws up. She walks away only to appear smoking hot again. The arousal repulsion cycling continues on like this all day long.)
by Cirdellin December 22, 2009
A trendy new concision for the pathological condition known as "Relationship Termination Rationalization". This device is used by the monogamously adverse to psychologically justify breaking up with someone without having any genuinely compelling reason for doing so.
"Why'd you break up with Jill?"
"She was way too Jedi for me."
"What the Hell does THAT even Mean? I think you're just a reltermrat"
"Shut up."
"Can I ask her out then?"
"Absolutely not!"
"She was way too Jedi for me."
"What the Hell does THAT even Mean? I think you're just a reltermrat"
"Shut up."
"Can I ask her out then?"
"Absolutely not!"
by Cirdellin December 28, 2010
The conflicting emotions one faces when one discovers that they have been terminated. First is a feeling of euphoria then dread, then mixed emotions that cycle frequently.
"John, you're fired you jackass!"
(John smiles a crooked smile)
"What's wrong with you John?"
"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"
(John smiles a crooked smile)
"What's wrong with you John?"
"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"
by Cirdellin January 5, 2010
The unrecognized commode that is effectively the fifth member of the 90's rock band "Garbage". The receptacle makes uncredited and inexplicable appearances in a disproportionate number of the band's videos.
"I can't believe it. This is the fifth Garbage video I've seen today and there's that pesky toilet again. WHY?"
"That's the Garbage Video Toilet. I hear the band just likes the little guy."
"They might as well give it a guitar."
"That's the Garbage Video Toilet. I hear the band just likes the little guy."
"They might as well give it a guitar."
by Cirdellin January 7, 2010
The very welcome sense of excitement when one is turned on by one's partner. It often occurs suddenly and unpredictably after long periods of the couple's intimate complacency. It can sometimes happen when one of the partners mistakes his or her spouse for another person.
Felicia: "What's that look for?"
Horatio: "Your shoulders look really nice today."
Felicia (purring now): mm mm spousal arousal, huh?
Horatio (panting now); Uh huh.
Horatio: "Your shoulders look really nice today."
Felicia (purring now): mm mm spousal arousal, huh?
Horatio (panting now); Uh huh.
by Cirdellin January 12, 2010
The tendency, especially while waiting for a plane, to scan one's fellow passengers for signs of violent intention. This tends to increase after an airline incident or near incident.
Jake surreptitiously looked up and down the many aisles of chairs as he waited for his plane to arrive at the gate. Passenger assessment is an essential part of flying these days. he rationalized.
by Cirdellin December 31, 2010
A sweet Christmas concoction that has essentially the same recipe as figgy pudding but replaces the figs with black eyed peas.
"Hey Stacy Ann Ferguson (Fergie's full name), put out more of that Fergie pudding!"
"Hey I don't put out for anybody."
"OK, sorry only it is so sweet and delicious...please?"
"That's better."
"Hey I don't put out for anybody."
"OK, sorry only it is so sweet and delicious...please?"
"That's better."
by Cirdellin December 28, 2010