Definitions by Cigar Dave

Bomb-Tango 

The dance between war weapons manufacturers and terrorists. One makes the bombs, the other makes the excuses for countries to drop them on civilians. The bomb-tango.

The US and Israel are doing the bomb-tango on Gaza.

Bomb-Tango by Cigar Dave November 21, 2023

Instant Gratification Policing 

When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.

Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"

Instant Gratification Policing by Cigar Dave June 9, 2020

Hypocracist 

To be hypocritically racist.

NRA members are too often hypocracist when it comes to black men openly carrying assault weapons.

Hypocracist by Cigar Dave January 11, 2015

Pholder 

A photographer who holds your cell phone to take your picture.

Subject : "Excuse me, will you take our picture please?" (Hands cell over.)
Pholder: "Yes, I'll take your picture."

Pholder by Cigar Dave December 24, 2014

Mexting 

Making up by text.

By mexting: "So babe, why are you so mad at me? 'Tell' me what I might have done so we can 'talk' about it."

Mexting by Cigar Dave August 25, 2011