Old simpson place

A term for farms that have a a soil PH of 9.6 when they need a 7-8 max.

Heh! You're not gonna grow nothing on the Old Simpson Place! That's why ya daddy abandoned it!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

Fancy german car

This is the preferred mode of transport for City Slickers

Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy german car!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

Park avenue manicure

A park avenue manicure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the fingernails and hands performed at home or in a nail salon, popular with City Slickers

Well la-dee-da mr park avenue manicure!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

Gucci loafers

A type of footwear popular with City Slickers

Well pardon us, Mr Gucci loafers!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

Bojack Horseman

A Netflix show about normal words, But they are said by a male biped with equine features. The show has a small cult following on Reddit.
Formerly not cancelled.

Bojack Horseman: Normal words, but a horse guy!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

City Slicker

City Slickers are usually seen behind the wheel of a Fancy german car, wearing Gucci loafers and sporting a Park avenue manicure (due to their belief in good grooming). They can't into farming, and will attempt to plant gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6, when they actually need a 7-8 max (See: Old simpson place)

Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy german car!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

Schizophrenia

A made up mental illness by the man to discredit free thinkers

DOCTOR SAID YOU HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA THEREFORE IT REAL

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck November 19, 2020