taking a piss

To be essentially fucking with someone or to be condescending to someone by implying that they are stupid.

Refers to when someone says "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining, jerky..."

Tom: "Thanks for the CD, I like rap music.."
Sue: "Are you taking a piss?"
Tom: "No, not at all. I really do like this CD. Thanks
a bunch...really."

by Christophe Graham July 06, 2006

one word IM'er

An IM'er who is annoying because every response is one word.

Example 1
ANDY: "So, how was the party last night? Was it worth going to and did it rock?"
TOM: "Yeah"
ANDY: "I hate it when you act like a one word IM'er.
Example 2
CHUCK: "So was that test hard? I heard that it was like the hardest test in the history of the world and stuff... I mean I think everyone failed it even Thomas that straight - A guy who never fails anything."
SAM: "Wack"
CHUCK: "Dude, you are such a one word IM'er."

by Christophe Graham May 18, 2006

Sir drinks a lot

A friend or foe who is habitually drunk in your presence, or anyone else's for that matter. He is ALWAYS the drunkest person in the room.

Tom: Oi, here comes Sam, and that dope is already three sheets to the wind.
Joe: Yo Sam! Yer fuckin' pathetic dude!
Sam: That's no way to address Sir drinks a lot!
Tom: Whatever, assmunch

by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006

Matrix someone

To Use Extreme martial arts in a fit of anger to neutrilize an enemy.

Todd: Yo, dude. I heard you got in a fight over a chick last night.
Chris: Yeah, I beat his ass...totally Matrixed him. I needed to Matrix someone.

by Christophe Graham June 21, 2006

gearhead

Someone who smokes/shoots heroin.

TOM: "You gearheads are gonna be clucking real soon...in fact, your cluckin' right now."
SAM: "Just give us the shit and we'll be fine."

by Christophe Graham September 04, 2006

hella fucked

To be screwed in the utmost...to be hella fucked.

EX 1:
Tom: Did you study for that test today?
Sam: Nah, dude. I'm hella fucked...
EX 2:
Jim: The Yanks have 3 on and none out.
Tim: Yeah, the BoSox are hella fucked, yo...
EX 3:
Eric: Dude, I just got caught with an ounce o'diesal on me.
Swin: HAHA..yer hella fucked, yo...

by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006

random braker

Someone who brakes his or her car for no apparent reason. This person could be driving in front of you, or, God help you, may be the driver of the car in which you are currently driving.

TOM: (yelling out the window of his car) Hey! What are you braking for? There's nothing in front of you! Come on! Move it!
SAM: Tom, he's just a random braker, dude. His first instinct is to brake. They suck...

by Christophe Graham July 19, 2006