Definitions by Christobon
Titanic
A very large shit that is so big the toilet cannot swallow it in whole... However, eventually the pressure from the water flow will cause the shit to break in half and be flushed away in two parts. Some say they think they can hear Leonardo DiCaprio confessing his love for Kate as the turd is broken and sent to the bottom of the sea.
The other day I had Taco bell for lunch and dinner and man, that night...(shakes his head back and forth slowly) I launched a Titanic out to sea, I thought I was giving berth to a horse!
Titanic by Christobon January 7, 2008
mexican escape hatch
Found in a portable toilet or port-o-let at a construction site. It is the lid that closes the toilet which is believed to be a tunnel that leads to Mexico that many of the workers at the construction site have emerged from.
Man are there any Americans employed by this contractor or does he just open the Mexican escape hatch to find a crew.
mexican escape hatch by Christobon January 6, 2008
swivel neck
A male or female that is prone to giving oral pleasure to the male genitalia. The term refers to the fact they they now have very well developed and limber neck muscles. They can possibly be referred to as an oral athlete. Sometimes this person may have a neck shape resembling that of a pelican's.
Look at that swivel neck over there I'd bet she can give all three of us brain and not even break a sweat.
Look at the big Adam's apple on that guy, looks like a swivel neck queer.
Look at the big Adam's apple on that guy, looks like a swivel neck queer.
swivel neck by Christobon January 6, 2008