mexican fish bowl

When a dirty slut has multiple men ejaculate in her mouth in a single sexual experience, the slut must be able to not swollow until after the last seahorse has been evacuated from the final contestants testies.
Man, Sally is such a hot looking slut, we should get her drunk one night and give her a mexican fish bowl.
by Christobon January 07, 2008
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kitten

A nicely trimmed vagina. The area cannot be over grown with foliage, if it is then it is sometimes referred to as the lions den.
We went out to the strip club the other night and damn... there were some fine looking pieces in there. This one chick came up and put her kitten right on the bridge of my nose!
by Christobon January 07, 2008
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log splitter

refers to when a man is putting his penis into an anus, usually referring to homosexual sex. The penis is possibly in the anus splitting turds/logs in half as it penetrates. It does not have to be a homosexual act, the man can split the logs of a woman as well.
#1 Have you seen John and Bryan lately?

#2 No, have you?

#1 Yeah, they were holding hands at the park. I never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! Prison can change a man I guess.
by Christobon January 08, 2008
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