Chris from Vancouver's definitions

big deal

You have two cows. One is shot, the other is stolen.

This is a big deal.

L1: Holy shitsworth, that dude just swiped my last mofalkin cow!!!

L2: Big deal.

by Chris from Vancouver August 6, 2006

Sexx0rz

leetspeak for: sex (verb)

I need to sexx0rz that hot chick with the webcam.

by Chris from Vancouver August 6, 2006

knopfler

Short for Mark Knopfler, the greatest living musician/lyricist/vocalist.

He's still the man.

Dire Straits front man was Mark Knopfler, and god did he ever rock out. Smooth as silk.

by Chris from Vancouver May 5, 2006

orse

I really, really, unusual, rather comically-gay way of saying 'arse', or 'ass', or 'butt'.

X: So what?

Y: ORSE!!! ORSE!!!!

by Chris from Vancouver November 6, 2006

fair-haired child

A person or thing looked upon with respect and admiration due to its valued qualities.

Wikipedia is the fair-haired child of the internet.

by Chris from Vancouver January 2, 2008

chilly mo

Prison slang for child molester.

"Yo P-dawg we gonna shank that chilly mo over in cell 301, watch for guards aight?"

by Chris from Vancouver April 30, 2014

megasex

A big dick, a creamy vagina -- megasex.

Chris and Courtney had severe megasex last night.

by Chris from Vancouver August 6, 2006