big deal

You have two cows. One is shot, the other is stolen.

This is a big deal.

L1: Holy shitsworth, that dude just swiped my last mofalkin cow!!!

L2: Big deal.

by Chris from Vancouver August 6, 2006

fair-haired child

A person or thing looked upon with respect and admiration due to its valued qualities.

Wikipedia is the fair-haired child of the internet.

by Chris from Vancouver January 2, 2008

knopfler

Short for Mark Knopfler, the greatest living musician/lyricist/vocalist.

He's still the man.

Dire Straits front man was Mark Knopfler, and god did he ever rock out. Smooth as silk.

by Chris from Vancouver May 5, 2006

doorie

A cult member. They enter and leave the cult through doors.

"The mass wedding will occur at 11:59 sharp!"

"The example does not use the word doorie"

by Chris from Vancouver December 13, 2006

snob

A person who displays aloofness in the presense of inferior beings.

Everyone hates a snob, because everyone knows a snob is better than them... and as Nietzsche wrote, virtue itself is offensive.

by Chris from Vancouver August 11, 2006

total fag

The epitome of loserdom. The lamest of the lame. Pure weak sauce.

God... that guy is a total fag.

by Chris from Vancouver January 15, 2009

abstinence

Not really something that a person chooses -- its just the best option available while you're waiting to become a sexually-viable human being.

Abstinence is dictated by circumstance, not choice. We all want to get laid, daily, when it comes down to it.

by Chris from Vancouver October 16, 2008