Chris from Vancouver's definitions

ginch

The area between the genitals and the anus.

Some call it a taint, I call it a ginch.

by Chris from Vancouver October 1, 2006

Dire Straits

The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.

Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.

Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.

Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?

"Dire Straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole" -- Bob Dylan.

by Chris from Vancouver July 7, 2005

orse

I really, really, unusual, rather comically-gay way of saying 'arse', or 'ass', or 'butt'.

X: So what?

Y: ORSE!!! ORSE!!!!

by Chris from Vancouver November 6, 2006

come fuck me boots

These are articles worn by a party not at all interested in fucking. They are warning lights: stay away -- too hot. Do not touch with a 10-inch penis. Et cet er a.

"She was wearing black fuck-me pumps"

She looked hot.

"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"

by Chris from Vancouver December 7, 2006

doorie

A cult member. They enter and leave the cult through doors.

"The mass wedding will occur at 11:59 sharp!"

"The example does not use the word doorie"

by Chris from Vancouver December 13, 2006

fair-haired child

A person or thing looked upon with respect and admiration due to its valued qualities.

Wikipedia is the fair-haired child of the internet.

by Chris from Vancouver January 2, 2008

total fag

The epitome of loserdom. The lamest of the lame. Pure weak sauce.

God... that guy is a total fag.

by Chris from Vancouver January 15, 2009