Waterproof smear left by an untidy toilet user(usually on a virgin train)which starts below the rim and inexplicably continues and survives intact beneath the waterline.
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
A greeting , mainly used by older members of the community in North East Mining communities,latterly bastardised by younger members of the community to signify the achievement of the physical act of love,when such topics are discussed in a public house etc.
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
A stray sock often found beneath the bed of a teenage boy with a strangely stiffened texture used primarily as a recepticle for masturbatory ejaculate . Use has possibly increased due to current concerns for the environment as the item is reusable unlike tissues .
Mum - Johnny , I must try another brand of fabric condition as I had to boil wash the sock i found under your bed as it was so stiff !
Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock
Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock
by chris ord June 27, 2010
A gentlemens interest magazine containing pictures of "Ladies who never say no" also features on classic cars and premium rate phone lines.
whilst walking the dog , I discovered a fantastic stash of dicarded wrist manuals , who says flytipping is all bad.
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
To produce solid waste,often used to amuse workmates,or as an excuse when you are going for a number 3.
by chris ord August 31, 2006