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My job is full of Mrs. Robinsons. Most of the women are at least twenty years older than me and they're the only ones hitting on me.
by Chris Norton October 1, 2008
Get the Mrs. Robinson mug.I've actually slept with a few two baggers and three baggers but because these girls were wearing Frederick's of Hollywood lingirie, I've even slept with a multi-bagger once.
by Chris Norton January 19, 2007
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a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.
Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.
by Chris Norton January 10, 2007
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Get the grill fire mug.in dating, this is a lineup of associates who specialize in your tastes. as in baseball the manager needs a starting pitcher, middle reliever and a closer. in dating, some people various have fetishes and tastes. a bullpen satisfies an individual's various sexual needs. a bullpen is also a good way to keep a man from becoming pussywhipped.
tom leykis tells all his sons avoid girlfriends and instead to keep a bullpen. he's a smart guy who knows everything men need to know in order to get laid.
Tom: Sometimes I'm a chubby chaser, sometimes I like asians, and sometimes I like MILFs. My bullpen has these types along with the hotties.
Tom: Sometimes I'm a chubby chaser, sometimes I like asians, and sometimes I like MILFs. My bullpen has these types along with the hotties.
by Chris Norton February 6, 2009
Get the bullpen mug.an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor Matt Damon.
Doug: Carrie! You ARE abusive towards me! You make fun of my weight all the time!
Carrie: I do not!
Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!
Carrie: I do not!
Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!
by Chris Norton February 24, 2009
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a way of saying dookie because of the similarity in pronunciation and major league baseball player Paul Lo Duca.
a way of saying dookie because of the similarity in pronunciation and major league baseball player Paul Lo Duca.
- I'll be back; I need to take a Paul Lo Duca.
-I wonder where Len's at; he's probably taking another Lo Duca.
-I wonder where Len's at; he's probably taking another Lo Duca.
by Chris Norton December 9, 2008
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