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station

interj.
expression indicating one's approval of a worthy event.

n.
short, exterrestrial alien geniuses, who also have excellently huge martian butts.
1. Bill: You are most worthy of your reputation, plus you have an excellently huge martian butt!
Station: Station.

2. Please give a warm welcome for Station's most bodacious creations- the Good Robot Usses!
by Chris Norton January 10, 2007
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Fat Sajak

an insult towards fat people. it rhymes with host of Wheel of Fortune, Pat Sajak.
Carrie: Okay, maybe sometimes I insult you about your weight but I don't do it all the time!

Doug: Oh yeah! What about in the morning when you called me Fat Sajak?
by Chris Norton February 24, 2009
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Mrs. Doubtfire

Al: Now that we've weeded out another traitor from the ranks, let's see if there are anymore Mrs. Doubtfires in here!
(pulls on the hair of a powerfully built woman and is surprised to discover it really is a woman)
Al: Hey! You're a woman!
by Chris Norton October 2, 2008
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how many bags would it take?

n.
a game in which the players mention the name of a person followed by "how many bags would it take?" meaning how many times a bag over the head would be needed to make that person doable.
Len: Roselyn Sanchez, how many bags would it take?
Chris: Ummmmmm, zero obviously!! Sarah Palin, how many bags would it take?
Len: Nice one, I'd think two bags. Misty May, how many bags would it take?
Chris: Good comeback, I'd give her five but cause she's got a nice bod I'll make it three.
by Chris Norton February 19, 2009
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Paul Lo Duca

n.
a way of saying dookie because of the similarity in pronunciation and major league baseball player Paul Lo Duca.
- I'll be back; I need to take a Paul Lo Duca.

-I wonder where Len's at; he's probably taking another Lo Duca.
by Chris Norton December 9, 2008
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Fat Damon

an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor Matt Damon.
Doug: Carrie! You ARE abusive towards me! You make fun of my weight all the time!

Carrie: I do not!

Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!
by Chris Norton February 24, 2009
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Hose monster

n.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.
Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.
by Chris Norton January 10, 2007
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