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Towey

One who is insane, acts like a beast, wears the same gear everyday, is afraid of water, smells like hell, doesnt shower, has a huge mulllet, lives to bash skulls, and loves the cock. Also see white trash
Holy Shit that Towey is haggard and he smells like hell!
by Chris M March 17, 2004
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john wilks booth

after you give ur mate a abraham lincoln u turn them around n shoot them in the back of the head with semen
uhh when u turn your mate around n shoot them in the head with semen just like john wilks booth did to abraham lincoln
by Chris M March 11, 2005
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lil Bitch

When Chris M gets mad on Xbox he yells " lil bitch "
by Chris M June 8, 2017
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sack tap

A trick played on a fellow athlete where the open hand smacks the target's testicles with the knuckles in a sharp, wrist flicking motion.
"Dude, I sack tapped Brandon, and now he has the whole team trying to sack tap me"
by Chris M July 7, 2004
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Tardfartin

When a person farts on the mentially disabled.
Yea that bus driver was tardfartin the day before christmas break, he called it a: "secrect guilty suprize" for the tards parents.
by Chris M May 13, 2005
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GD

Many Bumper Stickers with GD refer to the Grateful Dead....one of the best bands who had the talented Jerry Garcia for a guitarist.
Songs: Friend of the Devil
Saint Stephen
Truckin'
Touch of Grey
many others
by Chris M January 8, 2005
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Marzipan

Homestar's fiercely indepent and slightly overbearing girlfriend. She qualifies as 'pretty' in Homestar's country., and she likes animals, especially cats and dogs, but it makes her sad when cats and dogs are in the same room together. She has a guitar called Carol, which she plays without her hands, since she has none. She resembles a bell or a mop.
"Marzipan, I don't think anyone's coming to your party..." Homestar.
by Chris M July 23, 2003
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