6 definitions by Chris Lomas

Good Cocking

To smash a lady up sexually to the point where both parties are tired and pleasured

I gave that slag a right good cocking, now she is walking like John Wayne

or

He got a right good cocking on holiday the filthy little sausage jockey

by Chris Lomas August 17, 2006

Munchkin

Small person, more affectionately know as a midget

look down there, there are fucking Munchkin's everywhere, little bastards!

Look at that Munchkin over there, lets go and kick him in the swede

by Chris Lomas August 18, 2006

Cockfag

Homo, bummer, shit shifter, arse bandit, fudge nudger, shit stabber, ring raider, twink, think you get the picture

Suprise Cockfag !
or
look at that Cockfag what a queer ass bastard !

by Chris Lomas August 18, 2006

Minky

A nice piece of pussy to stick your length into

Loook at that Minky over there, i'd have a rip on it!

by Chris Lomas August 18, 2006

One Day Charlie

someone who cycles to work every day apart from when it rains

Look over there, there's fucking old One Day Charlie

by Chris Lomas August 18, 2006

Beastmaster

A gentlemen who regularly frequents his bed with beasts, swampdonkeys and leppers

Old kickstart is a proper Beastmaster

by Chris Lomas August 17, 2006