Definitions by Chris L.

Noof 

The male version of a queef. When air trapped in the penazia is passed through head of the penis. Similar to air trapped in a clown ballon.

“What the hell was that Eric?”
“Sorry it was noof, it happens when I’m nervous”
“What the fuck is a noof?”
“A dick fart. My dick farted”

See also- gueef, dick fart,

I just ripped a nasty noof.

Noof by Chris L. August 1, 2018

gumch 

Hairy, ecclectic/disorganized

See also, Dandogs

gumch by Chris L. April 3, 2004

iltfp

The opposite of ihtfp , It means 'I love this f***ing place" , most often used by optomistic, happy-type MIT hackers, rather than down-on-the-luck pessimist hackers.

This course is easy! ILTFP!!!!

iltfp by Chris L. December 30, 2003

python 

Python, see Monty Python
note: Python is usually used to refer the Flying Circus, rather than the movies, such as 'The Holy Grail', or 'Life of Brian'

Python Pictures presents.... something completely different! (Cue theme)

python by Chris L. December 27, 2003

inf 

Used in EF (Elite Force) (A video game), it is short for infiltrator, and can also be said as infil
Plural: Infs, or infils.

Damn those infils!
Everyone gang up on the inf!
WHY did Raven put them in this game?!?!?!

inf by Chris L. December 27, 2003

flight sim

Flight Sim (or Flightsim) is short for Flight Simulator, where people waste hours of their time, flying NOWHERE and showing off insane stunts you can't do in real life to their friends.
Can be used as a verb, as in, I'm Flight-simming, leave me alone!

Micro$oft FS2004

flight sim by Chris L. December 27, 2003

Neb

If you've seen Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions WAY too many times, when conversing with your friends for the billionth time on the precise details of the Matrix series, you can abbreviate Nebuchadnezzar as Neb.
But, if you're typing, you can prove you're a true geek by spelling the name right :P

Nerd 1: OMG what are you smoking, the Neb is sooo faster than the Logos!!
Nerd 2: WTF? Teh no!

Neb by Chris L. December 27, 2003