Chris's definitions

walrus

When recieving oral sex from a girl you cum in her mouth and quickly cover it before you punch her in the stomach, causing the jism to spew out her nose creating tusks and make groaning walrus-like noises.

She was so impressed by the length of her new tusks that she demanded the walrus on a daily basis.

by Chris February 8, 2005

curlibec

A retarded fat girl.
Who got molested by her Uncle and various other mexican relatives.
Shes usually short and fat. With big sloppy boobs. Although shes gotten a good education shes doomed to failure.

Man that curlibec is trying to call me agian.

by Chris February 9, 2005

gronski

The first evacuation of the morning following a night of hard drinking. The smell usually can remove wall paper from the walls.

I dropped a big gronski this morning that killed the dog.

by Chris February 11, 2005

spoda

An African-American, A term used by Arabs when I was in the Army

Watch you Benz, them Spoda's are coming.

by Chris February 11, 2005

backpack-o-matt

referring to Matt Gibbs' five year old back pack

it says backpack-o-matt

by cHris February 11, 2005

dog food

A word used to refer to the drug heroine.

I'm off that dog food.

by Chris February 14, 2005

wakerbate

an alternative to masturbate
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax

I'm going home to wackerbate

He went to the bathroom to wackerbate

by Chris February 14, 2005