Definitions by Chris

moo-cow eyes 

A word describing a male with a large head who also has large eyes that extend from his face, looking like a cow.

The Needhams have moo-cow eyes.

moo-cow eyes by chris January 20, 2005

instagater 

A person who has no life and likes to be nosey

He told you to stop instagating

instagater by Chris January 20, 2005

CD 

Initals of some one that has a first name that starts with a C and the last name starts with a D

Hey C.D. get over here

CD by Chris January 20, 2005

mac mini 

A $499 6.5" x 2" Apple computer introduced at the 2005 SF Macworld Expo which is based on the design of the ill-fated but award winning G4 Cube. Designed to lure iPod-toting windows users into the Mac OS camp by allowing them to cheaply replace their CPU while keeping their existing monitor, mouse, keyboard, etc... Live the digital life in stylish simplicity.

Steve just replaced his ugly virus-prone, crash-ridden wintel box with an elegant Mac Mini.

mac mini by Chris January 19, 2005

malternative

Alchoholic cocktail with a sweet flavor marketed to those who dislike the taste of beer or hard liquor. Commonly referred to as "Chick Drinks", examples include Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Zima.

Smirnoff Ice is a malternative

malternative by Chris January 19, 2005

pie 

The All Powerful Ruler Of The World!!!

Pie Will Kick Your Ass!!!

pie by Chris January 18, 2005

Ozan

A religion in which a follower believes that God is found within their own heart and mind. Derived from Wizard of Oz in 1939.

They were married into the Ozan religion.

Ozan by Chris January 18, 2005