Chris's definitions

blah

throwing up or puking

That sushi made me wanna go blah.

by chris November 18, 2002

a nosefull

When you put someones nose in between the cheeks of your ass and fart, usually when they are asleep or passed out at a party.
Also Referred to as a Fart Hammer.

"Tim gave Billy a nosefull last night when we Billy fell asleep at Tims house."

by Chris November 19, 2004

Urban Contemporary

A condescending phrase used to describe a person, black or white, who embodies the urban lifestlye.

Did you see those urban contemporaries over there? Damn, they just don't know when to quit, do they?

by Chris May 16, 2004

majumbo

Majumbo was pracitced by African Tribes. A fire would be started and a group of people would ingage in sexual acts around it. Basically an orgy.

It smells like majumbo in here.
Your breath smells like majumbo.

by chris January 4, 2004

boot-face

v- to vomit excessively after binge drinking.

That bitch had about 10 drinks!! You should have seen her boot-face all over the patio later that night!!

by chris March 22, 2005

Snipdick

Someone who has a snipped dick
also see circumcision & Burak

Burak's got a snipdick

by Chris July 10, 2003

University of Toledo

Toledo's apparent premier campus offering education in all subject matters especially Engineering, Business, and Law. Meant to drive every commuting student enrolled crazy by failing to provide sufficient parking. Also, foreign students and minorities make up the majority of this ghetto slum.

Person A: "Where you going to college bro?"

Person B: "not Toledo"

by Chris January 3, 2005