Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chris

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by chris October 24, 2004

Wedgie

When a person grabs another persons boxers while they are still wearing them and painfully pulls them up as hard as they can.

I was given a wedgie by my friends and my boxers were pulled over my head. The 3 of them were spending the night for the next two weeks while my parents were away and didn't let me pick it out the entire time!! Every time I tried to, they would each kick me as hard as they could in the balls exactly 100 times while the other 2 held me down. It hurt like hell!!

by Chris December 27, 2003

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mexicali

Term that refers to a cool mexican. As most of them are Gangster wannabes it was needed to refer to the hispanics that arent idiots.

"Who are all these mexicans sitting at out table?"
"Nah dude, there cool, there Mexicalies

by Chris February 2, 2005

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wank

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

by Chris February 27, 2005

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Rossy

Anything involving angry sex/rape/destruction of property/euthenasia/mass genocide.

Hitler was in fact a Rossy.

by chris June 18, 2006

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kreator

despite unpopular belief, this band is far from Death metal. The band Kreator are an excellent example of German Thrash at it's best. Endless Pain all the way through to Enemy Of God, they've been kicking ass for over 20 years.

Kreator have been one of the best bands far longer than you were even a stain in your mom's shit.

by Chris January 11, 2005

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