Chris's definitions

Emo Mexican

One who is poses as a mexican, through-out the internet, look for his hopeless romantic.

There is no example for this stupid, ugly, and simple "Emo Mexican". But beware of his childish acts to get one's heart.

by Chris May 5, 2005

calorific

Radical, cool. Often used by surfers.

Woah! Calorific man!

by Chris March 26, 2003

Someone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly

someone who needs to do that stuff i just said.

Ashleigh, you are omeone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly

by Chris December 15, 2004

beef drapes

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam

I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes

by chris May 13, 2005

ring my bell

giving oral sex to a male person.
other definition for blowjob.

hey girl! get on your knees and ring my bell!

by Chris June 18, 2005

turkey

Three strikes in a row in a game of bowling (offcial name).

David just got a Turkey!

by Chris March 26, 2003

Ricer

That Plymouth Neon that circles around the mall blasting his music trying to get peoples attention only to be for sale a few weeks later cause the kid got laughed at so much. A car that is constantly neutral dropped and looks like it belongs on mars.

Look out the neon is coming in for a landing! HAHA thats so rice

All of that extra stuff on that civic makes it weigh so much more..I was in his car once and he had the pedal mashed to the floor and the stock 4 door civic with the old guy in it still passed him. Its so rice.

He gets worse gas mileage in his 4000 pound civic automatic.

by Chris April 8, 2005