Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Choochball

Eleqqermi

A traffic light that sets off nuclear bombs if you run the red light.

He ran the eleqqermi as a nuclear bomb fell from the sky, breaking the streets and vaporizing the whole state of Ohio.

The ahhehhualahoiauis kept making hilarious jokes up, making the audience laugh so hard they cried.

A nuclear bomb without a detonator, but instead has an emu's butt inside.

The eyyoyyestical was dropped as people panicked, but the dead emu's butt flew right out of the bomb.

The goat couldn't walk, making it an acuuruuluce goat.

A red light that never turns green.

The light stayed red forever, making it a stoopooloi.

The balloon popped, making it a deflated veppoppedei.

A person who restocks shelves at stores.

The stoqqaqqelists were restocking the store aisles as the customers were shopping.