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A text message containing an unintentional typographical error that changes the meaning or results in a double meaning to the message. Comical word-play or witty word-puns are the most common serendipitexts. Serendipitexts are known for originating many recent new words and novel terms, often in the form of portmanteaus.

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See serendipitext for an example of a portmanteau that originated in a serendipitext.
Jaimi: When I get back to Chicago, wanna join me for a glass of wind?
Scott: haha! Was that a serendipitext?
Scott: Either way, my DIY wig adhesive and alarming alcoholism means I’ll likely have to pass.
by Choga August 17, 2021
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A slow person with a long head , burger nips and a baldy dad most commonly called Ste
by Choga July 17, 2018
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A tall skinny baldy man that looks like a lamppost , he has a nech like an ostrich and a head as soft as a bum cheeck and as pointed as a nipple
by Choga July 17, 2018
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"Oh! I get it now. You didn't open a coffee shop that sells crème brûlée;

this is a crème brûlée shop that has coffee! Makes sense. But to be a true vansterpreneur you need a chalkboard full of ironic-pun-brûlée flavours."
"Agreed, that's why we have two."
"Touche sir! Touche. Mind if I vape while you brule?"
by Choga March 30, 2020
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Twerking while texting. The content of a twerkxt typically self commends the coordinated and dextrous feat of twerking and texting at the same time.
Carlos: What ya doing?
Amber: I am at the club twerkxting. No autocorrect over here ... my thumbs and butt move with perfect independent grace. Which is more than you ever did with your life you deadbeat.
by Choga February 5, 2016
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